Jul 22, 2018
@crashingallthemodes
❝ if i trust you with a SECRET can you promise not to be a big mouth for once in your life ?? ❞
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@crashingallthemodes
❝ if i trust you with a SECRET can you promise not to be a big mouth for once in your life ?? ❞
“ YO HERMANO. come get your butt kicked in mario kart. ” @crashingallthemodes
starter call.▹ accepting ▹ @crashingallthemodes
❛so I heard that ya tripped an’ took a tumble down the mountain on the last mission an’ someone had t’ drag your ass back up an’---Oh, right, hey, I’m back from Hawaii if you’re wonderin’ why I’m back.❜ Cue the super casual smile. ❛Learned a couple’a new tricks. Wanna see my heat vision? ❜
@crashingallthemodes
“You did a good job on your mission today, Bart. Don’t worry about that incident in the swamp, you don’t want to be a.... stick in the mud.”
« one liner ▸accepting ▸ @crashingallthemodes »
‘OK but--- you gotta explain one thin’ t’ me. whys it called a ladybug when it ain’t a lady nor a bug?’
"i'm your kid cousin from the future here to tell you that you're a dick right now but its okay, bc later you GET dick and its all good"
“Wait...what??”
@crashingallthemodes
“You’re... you’re telling me that you never learned how to ride a bike?”
ARE YOU REALLY ENGAGED ???
He put a ring on it.