#crashout posting

[femluca]

HATE when people try to correct me on Luca's gender. "He*" WELL SPONGEBOBVIOUSLY CAPTAIN BRAINCICLE FUCKING SMARTY-SQUAREPANTS. DO YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT SOMETHING I AM. YOU KNOW. WELL AWARE OF???? Don't treat me like im born YESTERDAY because omg EVERYONE knows shes a canonically a male I don't have my brain inside my ANUS. "Ouhh but but Mr. Melone isn't-" I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!YOU BLOODY TIKTOK MANLET!!!! You have a MILLION MALE CHARACTERS in a show with a part that has an ALMOST ALL MALE CAST. Are you scared of estrogen??? The opposite sex. OOOHLULULUU. LOOK. A WOMANNNNN! BREASTS! UTERUS! FALLOPIAN TUBE! VAGINA! CERVIX! OVARIES! PUBIC HAIR ON PUSSIES! ESTROGEN! WOMEN! FEMININITY! You're fine with Aztec Gods having 10 inch dick shots and the wind slapping their bare ass but you scream when I god forbid turn a guy YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT UNTIL NOW into a... A WOMAN?!?!GAAHHHG?!!;!!!! AHHH!!?! A WOMAN!!!! AHHHH!!!Go eat my SCALDING HOT SHIT man

[habsmyheart]

why are the losing dogs I’m betting on always losing the canucks will never win again

I never talk about them here ig this is me coming out as a nucks fan

This fucking season and for what. For what. FOR NOTHING. AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE IS THE FUCKING L*AFS GETTING MCKENNA

[tanithsbitch]

LOVE just ADORE how no one on the team at epic did BASIC googling of sub-zero because TELL ME WHY OBVIOUSLY BI-HAN (has the mk1 outfit) HAS KUAI LIANGS SCAR IN HIS KLASSIC SKIN. I GET IT WAS THE MK3 SKIN BUT BIBIHAN WAS DEAD BY THEN THATS SUPPOSED TO BE KUAI ANF THE FACT EPIC MADE IT BIJUAN GGRGRGGRGRGRGRHGGRRRR

THEY COULDVE JUST REMOVED THE SCAR. JUST NOT ADDED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. BUT NOOOO ISTG THEY WERE JUST LOOKIJG AT TUE MK1 CONSTUME

[atx-is-forever]

if my ex (who sexually used me for like a year btw) posts another stupid metaphor about me in their music I'm literally gonna start cannibalizing people this is NOT funny

[starrywebs]

do you swing🤣🤣from your neck🤣🤣with the hope🤣someone cares🤣🤣🤣

[teenfailur3-icide]

this school is setting us all up for failure and destroying our natural curiosity for learning yada yada here's me crashing the hell out

this dumbass school genuinely making me want to just stop trying bc wdym i had two chemistry lessons EVER bc they didn't have any fucking teachers and now i have an exam worth 60% of my grade tomorrow AT 8:30AM and my attitude to learning grade (worth 20%) is being decided by a teacher we've had for, AGAIN, TWO LESSONS, PLUS IM GETTING ZERO FOR THE OTHER 20% OF MY GRADES BECAUSE FUCKING AGAIN WE HAVENT HAD ANY OTHER FUCKING TESTS DURING THE TWO FUCKING LESSONS

[teenfailur3-icide]

"ok ok just calm down " I????WAS CALM???? FUCKING KILLYOURSELF

[teenfailur3-icide]

the fireworks went blue and yellow which was like cool at first like @auxsillyyyary wouldve liked that and then A CROW FLEW INTO MY WINDOW AND SLAMMED AGAINST MY BALCONY AND FELL INTO THE NEIGHBOURS GARDEN

THEY KILLED AUX