An enstars social media fic with outsider pov included (aka, fans and the public) must be very funny because then you'd have:
• Random no idol fan person asking why is a highschooler going around with a sword.
• Video compilation of Rei Sakuma acting like a vampire.
• Video compilation of Rei Sakuma acting like an old man.
• Conspiracy theories about Eichi Tenshouin and how he "is totally hiding something guys. I don't trust him!"
• "Yes. Wataru. He's hiding Wataru. Look at his hair! That guy can't be human." As a reply to above.
• Alkaloid spotted accounts because they still believe they're not actually famous.
• Regarding the above point, Mayoi's photos are mostly purple blurs or dark corners where you can see a figure who somehow the fans know it's Mayoi.
• Aira's are taken mostly at idol events— others' idol events. A moment you're waiting in the line with your friend, the next you look back and realize the dude behind is Aira from Alkaloid.
• Tatsumi is greeting or smiling at the person behind the camera in most of his, except when he's getting out of a car. Then he's smiling the brightest— and everyone else is pretty much not.
• Hiiro's are a mix of 'spending time with friends/his brother' or a selfie with the person with the camera after he almost gave them a heart attack by dissapearing and reappearing right next to them.
• Shun's accounts in anywhere having an apparently random number added at the end. It actually is the number of the times he had to get a new account to the date.
• Madara fans putting his face in cowboy pictures and cowboy memes the same.
• Madara putting his face in cowboy memes himself and refusing to use normal ones.
• Kanata logging in once a month to post the name of a submarine creature and nothing else during the rest of the day. Sometimes with a picture for reference, which can vary from a photo of the species to a bad drawing of a fish.
• Madara evolving to put his face on mom memes.
• Someone jokingly asking Madara if he can adopt them and getting a positive answer. But they have to call him Mama.
• Hiyori's fans asking him every morning what's the veredict. If he answers Good Hiyori, they rejoice and act like they're going to have a great day. If the answer is Bad Hiyori, they rejoice and take meassures to prepare themselves for a shitty day.
• No one knows if they actually have good or bad days as per Hiyori's answer.
• Occasionally, Hiyori is going to reply with a Good Hiyori but remind to take their umbrellas anyway.
• In an interview, Hiiro is made a question about what song did he enjoy performing the most and he answers sunny trip summer. Immediately Aira affirms that is because he wants to eat lemons. The conversation sidetracks and now no one know if that is the real reason or not, just that Hiiro likes lemons a lot.
• "Alkaloid sidetracking compilation" and the video is four hours long.
• Sakuma Ritsu falling asleep video compilation.
• The rest of Crazy:B exposing Rinne for fun and revenge every so often. It goes from stories from when he just arrived to the city (once he got Niki really pissed off) to his latest act of brotherly pride to, one time he made HiMERU snap, finding any embarrasing moment of his and @-ing Hiiro at it.
• [Many days] since Eichi had to be ingressed into the hospital.
• Knights posting a photo of a small part of the lyrics for their new song:
"what kind of writing tool is that?"
"why is it written in ketchup"
"Mustard doesn't have the same effect."
• "If I had a nickel for every time [an idol used ketchup to write on non-edibles] I'd had two nickels, which is not a lot but is weird it happened twice".
• "It happens more than you'd think". Actual ES member response.
• People asking Koga to recreate the fight with the guitar.
