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Crazy Conversations 23
"Oh my gosh, are you okay?"
"Yes, I am perfectly fine."
"Oh thank good-"
"Yes, being surrounded by a pool of blood due to a deep wound is perfectly normal and I am sitting on the bumpy ground because I enjoy it so much and not because I can't stand. Oh and of course, my arm is naturally purple in colour."
Already moving to help. "...You could have just said it was sarcasm."
Crazy Conversations
Sometimes I can’t believe the conversations I have with my mother.
Mother: I don’t know where I’d be without you.
Me: Ditto!
Mother: Sperm!
Me: ???
Mother: I’m answering your question. That’s what you would be without me.
Me: *Groan*
Cannibalistic Lion Thoughts
We were having talk time in my class today and a kid proposed the question of what would you eat first; a human, or a lion that was eating a human? And this kid just pipes up and says, “The lion. That’s double food” and I just about died.
Understanding Crazy Making Conversations
Understanding Crazy Making Conversations
The most pathetic feeling is when you get into a fight with someone because you expressed what made you upset and instead of apologizing, they find a way to make you feel bad and you’re feeling bad because you regret saying something. Hey loves, Welcome back to Joi’s Journey of Perception! Have you ever had a conversation with a manipulator that left you confused and you felt like you were…
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Ms E: This one [toaster oven] is broken.
Me: Can we throw it away [rejoicing to get rid of something from the overcrowded kitchen].
Ms E: Yes.
Me: Lol.
Ms E: But I am figuring out how to tell her [my grandmother who will inevitably argue that she will surely need it one day]
Me:...
Ms E:...
Me: We'll just tell her that it broken and the ground opened up and swallowed it. We tried to save it, but we were unsuccessful.
Ms. E: Do you think she will believe that?
Me: No.
Crazy Conversations 18
"How... How did it happen? It's impossible!"
"Well, so is having just a few brain cells. But here we are."
(I just realized I post this to the wrong blog. Aaahhhhh !!!)
Mom: [in Michigan] Look, it's snowing outside.
Me: [in California] How are you enjoying that?
Mom: I am staying inside.
Me: [trying to distract my coworker's very confused patient from jumping out his wheelchair and breaking his noggin] So, where did you grow up?
Patient: Amongst the white people.
CNRN: OMG! That was so racial.
Me: [Imagining the patient being born to a tribe of savage white folk]
