Jun 23, 2025
DEVIOUS INTERACTION AT THE VENDING MACHINES TOSAY
SO ME N GANG WERE AT THR VENDING MACHINES AND THERE'S WERE CONDOMS STUCK AND MY FRIEND PUNCHES THE MACHINE ANS THEY FALL DOWN (ALONG WITH A YUMMY BRIOCHE) SO WE START GOING "POOR SOUL HAS TO PREGNANTE HIS GF" "WHO BUYS TWO PACKS" AND THERE WAS A GUY BEHIND US ON THE PHONE AND HE SCOOTS OVER AND GOES "oh sorry those are mine did they fall down?" ANS JUST TAKES THEM???
chill man I can respect the hustle and we prevented him from getting his girlfriend or boyfriend or best friend from getting pregnant so we're saviors kinda so yeah uh condom prophets