#sims shitposting

[sugarskies]

bob. don't ask why i keep putting him in crop shirts. no comment

everyday | "formal" (suit) | formal athletic | sleep | party swim | hot weather | cold weather

[pooklet]

The content review robot has decided that pixel people are simply too sexy for tumblr's innocent-eyed users.

[fleabuki]

sims 2 shitposts and memes, part 7

let's pretend i wasn't emo yesterday 😈🙏

i haven't made these in a while goddamn 💀

[papermint-airplane]

[radmannotmadman]

DEVIOUS INTERACTION AT THE VENDING MACHINES TOSAY

SO ME N GANG WERE AT THR VENDING MACHINES AND THERE'S WERE CONDOMS STUCK AND MY FRIEND PUNCHES THE MACHINE ANS THEY FALL DOWN (ALONG WITH A YUMMY BRIOCHE) SO WE START GOING "POOR SOUL HAS TO PREGNANTE HIS GF" "WHO BUYS TWO PACKS" AND THERE WAS A GUY BEHIND US ON THE PHONE AND HE SCOOTS OVER AND GOES "oh sorry those are mine did they fall down?" ANS JUST TAKES THEM???

chill man I can respect the hustle and we prevented him from getting his girlfriend or boyfriend or best friend from getting pregnant so we're saviors kinda so yeah uh condom prophets

[barelysims]

Me: how hard can it be to add a sunken driveway underneath a preexisting house?

The house in question, halfway through the build, pleading: kill meeee

[samssims]

I just about died laughing at this meme template and had to throw my sims into it. 

In order you have:  Alice (Wonder), Rook (Wonder), Armie (NSB) Ruby (NSB), Ada (NSB), Sid (Destined)  Ivy (Wonder), Raia (NSB), Chess (Wonder) 

I challenge my friends to do this with their own sims and characters: @simmancy, @simblrinterests, @siminycricket​, @lazarish, @bumblingbunny, @indigoelfinspirit, @berrysweetboutique​ and you!

Blank template below the cut: 

[sergeantaegis]

The Sim City furry convention was really fun!