#crazycomedythoughts

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These are the things that keep me up at night 🤯 🤯 🤯 A programmer programmed the program that programmers use to program programs 💻 ⌨️ 🖱 #crazycomedythoughts (at 701 Prime Tower) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnMeRXwHfF-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4e4s54o2cxmv

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I think Fred Flintstone is a victim of whitewashed history 🛁 🛁 🛁 If the FIRST humans were from Africa, then that means ‘Ol Fred Flintstone was a BLACK MAN🤷🏾‍♂️ . . #crazycomedythoughts (at PizzaExpress Live)

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If cats ever learned how to TEXT 🤳🏾...they would NEVER TEXT BACK 😼🤳🏾🚫 . . . #crazycomedythoughts (at Knowledge Village)

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🚴🏾‍♂️Bicycles are Acoustic Motorcycles 🏍💨 . . . #crazycomedythoughts (at Hilton Al Hamra Beach & Golf Resort)

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It’s soooooooo ironic.....🤔 . . . Advertisers use advertising to advertise, advertising 🙃🙃🤯 #crazycomedythoughts 🤔 . . . #allthingscomedy #dubaicomedy #funniestguyindubai #comedycentral #netflixisajoke #comedycentralarabia #COMEDYBAWSE (at Desert Safari Dubai)

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So there was the Stone Age, then the Iron Age. Does it mean this is the PLASTIC AGE?🤔🤔🤔 #crazycomedythoughts . . . #thesummeroffunny #dubaicomedy #allthingscomedy #dubaicomedian #funniestguyindubai #comedydubai #comedycentralarabia #COMEDYBAWSE (at PizzaExpress Live)

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I consider myself a pretty #WOKE person, but I really hate folding fitted sheets more than I hate racism. Probably because I had a lot of practice in only one of them 🤔🤔 . . . #crazycomedythoughts #netflixisajoke #allthingscomedy #comedycentral #COMEDYBAWSE (at Comedy Central)

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When people say “Ummmm” that is the human version of buffering 💬 #crazycomedythoughts . . . #allthingscomedy #comedyawardwinner #everydaycomedy #comedyallstar #comedydubai #dubaicomic #comedy #dubaistandup #funnyguyindubai #comedyrockstar #COMEDYBAWSE (at San Antonio, Texas)