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unicorn hunting.
Scene: A recruiting debrief for the open Director of Marketing position.
HIRING MANAGER: She sounds smart, but we wouldn’t be ready to accept her as a leader. I don’t think she’ll be happy relinquishing creative control or not really owning anything...
MARKETING STRATEGIST: Yeah. She wouldn’t be fun to work with because she doesn’t seem like the type of person who would be into the ideas that I want to do.
Narbles and Crabgrab
A friend of mine and I decided to write a story by each of us writing a sentence to add on to the previous one. Shit got weird. They want to stay anonymous.
She stepped through the door, amazed at what stood before her, stunned in awe. The massive dong shaped elf was jacking it, unaware of her presence as his back was to the door. He turned around only to see her watching him, not even slowing down to process her presence. She slowly reached down into her pants, and pulled out a bag of Doritos, a bottle of Mountain Dew, and an Xbox controller.
“Oh baby,” said the DongElf, “Play me some fallout 4.”
Loading up her character in fallout, a sniper character named ScrungoJumboDong, she reaches over to grab a Dorito, only to find that the DongElf had cut a hole in the bag and stuck his dick in it. She grabs the dick and bites it, drawing a shitton of blood and biting the head off. The DongElf, who’s name is Crabgrab, screams; leaving his mouth wide open to the bottle of Mountain Dew that is sentient to plunge in to.
Crabgrab jumps into the Mountain Dew, his dick immediately healing up and then growing twice the size it was before as the girl, who’s name is Narbles, watches in awe. Narbles then grabs a fistful of dick only to squeeze too hard, deflating it as Crabgrab was a balloon all along as Narbles was fucking cray. Narbles then signs up for therapy, telling the psychologist about the events she experienced, only to be locked up and see Crabgrab in her dreams for the rest of her life.
Until one day she realizes Crabgrab is actually a government conspiracy. He visits Narbles disguised as a dream, to collect data on her superior Fallout 4 skills. She reveals that her skill is not skill, but cheats. Crabgrab becomes angry at the discovery, stabbing her with a silver knife, only to find out that she is an alien that is resistant to silver. Then Narbles uses her secret alien government training to reprogram Crabgrab as a double agent, infiltrating the US gov. Narbles and Crabgrab die in an epic fight between aliens and US government, leaving a legend for millenniums to come.
The end.
._. how do you guys do it? for the life of me I cant make a hot sim x_X that and they all seem to look alike
I'll be in Portland in 24 days and hopefully it'll give me a creative boost to shoot cooler things.
till then: my apartment / town I reside in will have to do for now.
I tried being creative and used lard instead of butter in order to extract the THC from the maryjumama, and now my lips are greasy enough to polish hardwood flooring.
