#creative threats

[jello-the-frog]

LA la bubu, how about I give you a la-bruise-bruise, then la-beat-beat you up

[russica]

Some more Abdirak shenanigans with my partner in crime Maru/Lexindre

[yuro-skell]

This special threat (or maybe insult? Idk) came to my mind for some reason.

may your crops yield the most they’ve ever had in years, but you be unable to harvest it all before it rots.

[wonderful-prompts]

Prompt #713

“Shut the fuck up before I send you straight to hell.”

[omegastar]

"I'm gonna kill you" • Uncreative • Overused • Too vague to really be threatening

"I'll rip your spine out through your ass and shove it down your throat" • Horrifyingly creative imagery • Unique • Tells your enemy exactly what to expect and what to fear from you

[jello-the-frog]

"Tung tung sahur!" How about I tung tung you into a pit of lava where you'll burn and melt into nothing

[category-five-autism-event]

I just love (/Sarcasm) how people will look at my profile on a dating/hookup sight, see the "Aromantic Asexual Spectrum", and the "I don't do PIV sex" and choose to read everything else except those.

You try to stick your thang in me? I'm shoving you, weiner-first, into a metal pipe and leaving you there with a stick of butter eight feet away.

[book-of-dreams]

I work in a job on a company computer where they have repeatedly told us that they can basically read everything we do, including every keystroke, and obviously can monitor the office Teams even if a member of management isn’t in the teams chat. I don’t really have a problem with this - the position is one that involves a measure of public trust and accountability it’s important.

Besides, if you’re fucking around on your company computer what are you actually thinking.

Still, it means that I need to think through some things. When I’m raging to my work friends about the deplorable state of medical insurance and care for the disabled in this country, I can’t rage quite the way I want to.

I can’t say that I want to take a hammer to all the people who designed the way health insurance wants because I can’t be making threats - even hyperbolic ones - in the monitored chat.

This is fine though! It’s good for me actually. It forces me to be more creative in my rage. I can’t say that want to take a hammer to these people, I have to say that I want them to be attended unceasingly by the tortured sound of 10,000 rubber chickens being squeezed irregularly for ever instant of their life.