I swear, at this point over half of them are from my little siblings XD. Thanks for the ask @masterfuldoodler !
-"Just-. . .Throw an orange at them!" I dunno who this was, it was just in public and I was thinking about this for like 5 minutes. It's also why I started this list lol!
-"Did you die?" -[Lil' brother's name, redacted, in a very confused and concerned voice] "No. *In song* I'm still aliiiive~" -[Lil' sister's name, redacted] (This was in the car on the way to my eye doctor haha)
-"Photobombing is fun" -I dunno who this was, but this was at a funeral.
-"You always ruin everything by adding eggs, [Lil' sister]!!" -{Lil' brother, in an exasperated tone. We were in the car, and had been for at least 20 minutes.]
-"Take the shiny quarters, here's the pen, we'll finish we I get back" -[Lil' brother, in a very determined tone. We were in the car and he had to go in to the dentist.]
And I'm sure there'll be more soon lol. The conversations my family has, I swear lol-