Can I request #181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” and #109“ Why are you naked? ” with Wilford and the reader/District Attorney Please?
181: “If you’re bored, wanna have sex?” & 109: “Why are you naked?”
To put it mildly, this was not what you expected to see when you walked in the room after work.
You’d come home, tired and now bored, and it had taken you forever to get here. Traffic had been an absolute bitch, and while initially you had just wanted to cuddle with your eccentric boyfriend, but he seemed to be in the mood for something else.
“Will, what are you doing?” you asked, raising an eyebrow as you looked at him. He was lying on your shared bed, sprawled out in what appeared to be a seductive pose--or at least he was trying. “You look like you’re trying to be some old fashioned statue made by Michelangelo or something,” you commented offhandedly, looking at him over your phone.
He raised an eyebrow and wiggled it at you and you had to stifle a laugh. “Why are you naked?” you questioned, though it was more rhetorical than anything else. “You’ve been like this since I got home,” you sighed. There was only one answer to that question, and Wilford knew that you knew what he wanted.
“If you’re bored, wanna have sex?” he asked, standing up and your face flushed as you looked away. You’d been with him multiple times, but you were still always blindsided by his lack of tact.
“You know I’m always up for it, babe,” you replied with a wink, shucking off your shirt and pants. You had to admit, Will always knew just how to make you happy, and as the night went on, make you happy he did.