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Ray: Who wants to name the baby?

Remes: I do!

Ray: Not you.

Everyone: oooo

Ray: Ivory what should I name the baby?

Ivory: Shampoo

Rese: I’m an expert in the ways of the eyebrow.

Ivory (referring to the color vermilion): Is that the one produced from crushed beetles?

Ray: Did you say poodles?

Ivory: No but that would also work

Ivory: *shows an old picture of Michelin Man*

Remes: Why would you show that to me? I thought we were friends

Ivory: Friends share in each others’ misery.

Remes: Taffied away

Ray: What did we do to anger you?

Ivory: You have not given me food.

Ray: I offered you some!

Ivory: But you did not give

Pad-mad-thai: I wanna eat peaches

Reme: Welp, time to bathe in a limo.

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