Daily Musings of the Creatures

Introducing the motley crew of Ivory, Ray, Rese, Pad-mad-thai, and MB. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

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she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

[reliquarian]

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Ivory just now after seeing this: Imagine the Princess Bride. But with pigeons.

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Ray: Who wants to name the baby?

Remes: I do!

Ray: Not you.

Everyone: oooo

Ray: Ivory what should I name the baby?

Ivory: Shampoo

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Group turns to Remes after two minutes of debating

Remes: Infused with special argan oil

MB: So that’s why you didn’t get to name the baby

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Ray: Who wants to name the baby?

Remes: I do!

Ray: Not you.

Everyone: oooo

Ray: Ivory what should I name the baby?

Ivory: Shampoo

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Ivory: *shows an old picture of Michelin Man*

Remes: Why would you show that to me? I thought we were friends

Ivory: Friends share in each others’ misery.

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Remes: Taffied away

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Ray: What did we do to anger you?

Ivory: You have not given me food.

Ray: I offered you some!

Ivory: But you did not give

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Pad-mad-thai: I wanna eat peaches

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Reme: Don’t bang rocks.

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Reme: Welp, time to bathe in a limo.

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Rese: I am normal human, do you all operate at 100% today?

Ivory: I am only operate at 71% today.

Rese: you are NOT A HUMAN

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Rese: I am normal human, do you all operate at 100% today?

Ivory: I am only operate at 71% today.

Rese: you are NOT A HUMAN

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Rese: A doctor a day keeps the doctor away. Get your doctor in a bag

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Rese: I’m an expert in the ways of the eyebrow.

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Ivory (referring to the color vermilion): Is that the one produced from crushed beetles?

Ray: Did you say poodles?

Ivory: No but that would also work

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Though two of our members have yet to be named, thus far our fine band consists of the solid souls and wonderful comrades Ivory, Ray, Rese (Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em), etc. We wish you all a lovely day, and will have more to come. 

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One tbd is now being decided. Greetings, Pad-mad-tai!

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And the last, myself- MB (mother bird). So it begins