Someone commented on my photo: “Nice smile.” I didn’t post a photo.
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Someone commented on my photo: “Nice smile.” I didn’t post a photo.
BRUH OH MY GOOOOOODDD NOT ON MY HOT DOG MEME
Reblog and tell us the creepiest compliment you've ever been given by someone who really only had nice intentions?
I'll go first. "You have good birthing hips"
All the creep... 😖😫😱
"You're lookin' cute today..." says the creepy old guy who smells of beer and is leering at me over my desk while I try to register him. Even my coworker next to me commented about how creepy it was after he left, and she could only HEAR the guy... "Oh, what a cute little elf!" and "We should put you up on a shelf. Then we'd have an elf on a shelf!" both said by the same super creep who, again, a coworker from another department commented about always being rather creepy, as he laughed at me and shook his head because that's how we are. But still. Even he said dude was being a creep. "Are you waiting for Santa? Have you been a good little girl?" old guy looks me up and down as I shakily laugh and answer with an 'I hope so! Haha' then adds "One girl the other day told me you can't be good AND have fun..." I high tailed it out of that room. "Oh! An elf! Do your bells jingle? Shake 'em and let me hear!" I shook my shirt, but I'm pretty sure dude expected me to shake my body... or rather my chest. Then he kinda pouted and wanted me to do it again. I got my paper signed by his family member who was the actual patient and left ASAP. "I really am sorry I'm married. Oh and the socks!" (I have on sparkly leg warmers with my ankle boots...) "I need to get out of here before I do something bad." The guy was at my desk asking me to help him with his computer of all things... I work in hospital registration. Nothing to do with a personal computer issue. But I was trying to help him. Then things got weird and I totally was fine with him going away. Far away. Please don't come back, dude. "I don't hear your jingles! There ya go, walk faster!" Apparently the speed at walk at influences the sound of my sweater and I should make the noise that people desire no matter where I actually need to go or at what speed? Oh, and just for an extra (non-elf related) tid bit... last week when I was left alone in my area and the housekeeping guy came for the trash (he has told me multiple times how pretty he thinks I am... always flattering, never really made me feel uncomfortable before) he looks at me and asks if I'm all alone. I tell him my coworker had to do her floors, so for now, yeah- smiling and such, as I am wont to do. "You really are beautiful" he says, and it's a little too... intimate? Idk. It's just a little off this time. I blush, though, and smile and thank him. He continues, saying how "your boyfriend is very lucky" and I correct him, of course, because I'm stupid af, saying how it's just me and my dogs, but I have four of them so there's plenty to cuddle. (I don't tell him only two are actually mine. I like the idea of people being nervous about the four giant dogs I have protecting me...) He smiles a little wistfully and says "well, if I wasn't married..." and leaves it hanging like I should just picture what he would do or whatever. Ugh. It was just all kinds of creepy and wrong and the way he looked me up and down and shit... I've never felt more like a piece of candy dangled in front of a greedy child's eyes. It was disturbing. So. That's been my recent experience! Fun times... Only not at all and can I please be saved from all these people who think that a holiday sweater means "blurt out all your inappropriate comments while leering at people and looking them up and down and leaving nothing to the imagination as to what you are doing/thinking!"
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Been up since 3:30 in the morning. It's going to be a long fucking day.
How is that an appropriate comment to make to someone you don't even know?? Small talk at the bus stop. I made the innocent comment of enjoying being out in the rain but not when I have to step inside a cooler for 3 hours. Dude who started the talk goes "I like playing in the rain and...well you know but I'll keep that to myself.
Dude I get that I'm sitting in the cafeteria and you can see the screen of my laptop but looking and comment on it "Oooooh tumblr!" is not cool.
Maybe I'm just overtired but I mean seriously.
urgh I was reading the creepyPM's subreddit, some people really are disgusting creeps >m<
I forgot to mention this earlier...
One of my classmates asked what my paper was on this morning. After I had explained it, he said, “oh, well, you have excellent bone structure for that”.
I think I was being physically compared to National Socialist Realism. Creepy…
Anyway, you guys have been very good about putting up with my ranting about this paper. Would you like some novel? I bet you’d like some novel. I’ll probably give you some novel later on tonight.