#cremeudi

[perturbedparty]

New signature image! Drawn by Caketime@FR.

My heart can barely handle the cuteness of this drawing ;o;

[pelibugcan]

Bus shenanigans

[me -- walks unto the bus]

They/them:...chains, collars, and leashes. Bondage is great stuff.

Woman: Pfffhaha! You have great taste; I bet you would make a pretty good wingman.

They/them: Yeah I guess so

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[bus passes by a neighborhood]

They/them: Oh! I know a girl who lives over there! She was the first person that I got high with when I first came to this town! She doesn't get high anymore but I still don't hang around her because she's not a good influence.

Their friend: *talks a little about his sobriety group and how he's been clean/sober for one year*

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They/them: Something about growing up gay in the midwest does something to you, but I feel like I've been able to stick through all these years.

Woman: Yep, you sure did.

They/them: Don't worry, I didn't used to be this big of a bitch.

They/them:

They/them: jk yeah I was

^^I wish I had the flamboyance of this person^^

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[mom and small child board the bus]

Mom: Come on sweetie, sit down please.

Small child: Why?

Mom: Because it's safer this way.

Small child: But why?

Bus driver: *chuckles* Oh, she's in the "why" stage, isn't she?

Mom: Haha, yeah

Small child: Why stage? Hwah?

Mom: He said that you are in the "why" stage, sweetie.

Small child: What's that?

Mom: It's when you keep asking "why" so you can know more about the world.

Small child:... why?

[Later]

Small child: Why does the bus make so many stops?

Mom: Because other people have places to be as well?

Small child: Other people take the bus? Why?

Mom: *sigh* I don't know sweetie.

Small child: Why don't you know?