#cretcher

[luriaaan]

cretcher

[ghostlyvibes]

[dunwichdrawsstuff]

Everybody loves Void Creecher, so I animated some different creech faces for fun

[paperbaghero]

Submitted by @celestiallotus

Oh hell yes!!

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

are you ever just walking around,, going on your usual cretcher business,,, and you see a STICK,, like not even any old kind of stick but like,,,, a really fuggling cool stick,,, just the right length and twisted all nice,,, oof that’s what i live for right there..,, surprise! good sticks yeese

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

idea: being kind to small cretchers is a required part of goblin culture and you cannot change me mind.

[doodlingbugger]

Yippee!

Sometimes, we all just need a little bit of fun, or excitement in our weeks. I hope you find it.

[exvind]

Cretcher Rhomm For Senator of Coruscant

*On the Holonet the Republic Anthem plays, flags wave, and it is all very patriotic. Rhomm stumbles on camera, glances around at all the pomp and circumstance, scowls, spits, draws his blaster and shoots something off camera. There is a small explosion, a few yelps, and all the music grinds to a halt. He scratches at his stubble, drags a chair on camera, and sits unceremoniously on it and addresses the camera*

"I hate these [BLEEPED] advertisements and the [BLEEPED] censoring [BLEEP] but all the campaign advisor's're sayin' it's gotta be done. Name's Rhomm. Cretcher [BLEEPING] Rhomm. I'm runnin' fer Senator've Coruscant.. Why should y'vote fer me? Cause I'm not a total [BLEEPING] [BLEEP] like the other [BLEEPS] runnin fer the office. Last one was canned fer corruption and [BLEEP] an' all the others're upper class [BLEEPS] who don' know what its like bein' raised anywhere but the top [BLEEPING] towers. I'm a soldier. Been one most've m'life. An' the one thing I'm promisin' is absolutely no Nerf[BLEEP]. Am I the smartest son of a Hutt? Nah. But I ain't gonna ignore the smart guys. So if you're tired of bein' ignored, feelin' like yer Senator represents [BLEEPING] corporations n' [BLEEP] rather than the people? Vote fer me."

*He pulls out a flask at this point and takes a long pull, smacking his lips with some relish afterwards, and giving the camera a two fingered salute. For whatever reason, funding perhaps, this ad airs every hour.*