#crhying

[rabiesram]

Roleplay

[twilight-masquerade]

my bf got kicked from thefront and i started acting like a dog you left at home

[ehickey37]

My iphone 6 plus just stopped working. And i think im going to cry..

[xan-thos-blog]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.......

especially people on tumblr.

[annaaoi-blog]

Buncha cute art that I want to reblog but its not sourced >:(((

[despicablemilf]

So I gizoogled my about me page and...

My fuckin name is Rhiannon yo, but I tend ta go by Tony, Rhia and Lee. Uh, I’m thirteen, n' I’m 4’8. I’m pretty lil' small-ass thankin bout mah dopest playa is 5’7. I have blue-grey eyes. Da color straight-up tendz ta depend on tha lighting. My fuckin afro is pretty damn long. I should git it cut. Uh… I’m level 20 up in Skyrim so I’m pretty shizzle at everythang. Apparently I gots a phat mindset n' be kind of intelligent fo' realz. Academically. When it comes ta real life, I’m either a) a jackass ta you and b) a cold-ass lil complete n' utter weirdo. But, y’know, nahmeean, biatch? That’s why I gots a tumblr. 

Given mah current understandin of polistics, I have complete faith up in both of tha partizzles dat is hustlin mah ghetto up in a cold-ass lil coalizzle posse, n' I hope one of em partizzles gets re-elected all up in tha next erection.

I ludd all thangs artistic, listenin ta beatz, reading, n' playin vizzle game. I straight-up admire n' idolize Van Gogh’s work. My fuckin most straight-up bangin pornos is Marvel Avengers Assemble, Da Hunger Game n' Da Lion Mack. I ludd ‘Da Avengers’ cuz of tha dynamicz of tha film, along wit tha whole script, tha casting, n' tha overall plot. I like how tha fuck tha writas brought up in Hawkeye, despite how tha fuck he only rocked up up in one of tha pornos leadin up ta ‘Da Avengers’ ��" Thor ��" fo' bout five minutes, n' he didn’t step tha fuck up ta be a cold-ass lil character dat contributed much ta tha plot. Da Lion Mack is, however, mah illest most straight-up bangin film. I just ludd tha steez it’s all drawn in, n' tha joints is buckwildly written. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I’ve always admired Elton John’s cold lil' woo wop freestylin abilities. My fuckin most straight-up bangin televizzle programme is Glee. I smoke up how tha fuck they bust da most thugged-out ludicrous stereotypes ta sheezy dat it’s aiiight ta be different n' do so while still havin a thugged-out decent deal line ��" despite its obvious lack of continuitizzle ��" n' also tha way they take joints n' chizzle em tha fuck into they own sort of style, often bustin em sound mo' betta than tha originals. My fuckin all-time most straight-up bangin vizzle game is Da Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, n' I much prefer it ta its predecessor, Da Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, cuz of tha clear enhizzlement of tha graphics, along wit tha improvement of tha depth n' diversitizzle of tha main quest lines.

Now, onto mah dislikes. I’m not a particular hustla of tha French artist Salvador Dali, as tha surreal steez bafflez me, n' hurts mah head a lil. I don’t peep how tha fuck such abstract thangs could be peeped as aesthetically pleasing. One film dat I abhor would have ta be tha film Sucker Punch. While tha visualz of tha film was stunning, bar a gangbangin' few exceptions, tha actin wasn’t all dat phat. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I view tha film as rather shallow, violent, n' straight-up degradin towardz dem hoes. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Also, I don’t be thinkin tha rap wasn’t straight-up realized. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For mah crazy ass ta stay interested, it will take a shitload mo' than twenty minutez of fancy CGI sequences dotted all up in a gangbangin' film. I want a proper balizzle between action n' plot. It all seemed rather rushed n' crammed together. Call of Duty: Black Ops has gots ta be one of tha worst game I’ve eva played. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Zombie mode done cooked up mah crazy ass feel like I’d been crammed tha fuck into a Tarantino film, n' tha storyline was both confusin n' boring.

I gots a gangbangin' fear of tha dark. That izzlestral, primitizzle instinct I had as a lil' small-ass lil pimp was somethang I never straight-up grew up of, n' whenever I’m up in a thugged-out dark room alone, I tend ta gots a sort of panic attack. My fuckin over actizzle imagination tendz ta make mah crazy ass peep thangs dat aren’t there fo' realz. Also, props ta Slender, I gots a gangbangin' fear of bein up in a gangbangin' forest alone.

 I identify as pansexuizzle cuz, ta be honest, I don’t give a shizzle if you gots a thugged-out dick and a vag. I like personalities. Not such a funky-ass big-ass hustla of genitalia. If that’s a straight-up different orientation, let mah crazy ass know, nahmeean?

I currently live wit mah mum, sista n' brutha fo' realz. And, every last muthafuckin weekend, I git on over ta mah dad’s doggy den n' stay. I’m peepin' ta play guitar, n' I’ve freestyled a cold-ass lil couple song. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, maybe I’ll upload em some day.

[liofotia]

shadfasjkyeioohGOD

okay so i was talking to my mother and told her i have to go the bathroom and it's been about fifteen minutes and i forgot to call her back so she texts me, "What happened? ARE YOU STILL POOPING?" and goOD LORD I CAN"T BRETHE

[youreonyourownkid]

"you're the avatar and i'm an idiot"