#crime?

[phillybabay]

they got tired after #failing #robbing #a #house. yeah

[augdawg888]

francis wilkerson

malcolm in the middle (2000)

[saltminerising]

My >3000 familiars and I are ready for 3~4 hours of daily bonding during NoTN!

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

*Hands you a flamethrower*

go forth, my child

be gay, do crime

I can't believe this got lost. Stupid Tumblr :c

Happy pride to you too!

[practicingtechpriest]

"They should have revoked my access"

They should have taken my key!

They shouldn't have let me do the inventory!

THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED ME!!!

[stormwarnings]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Mature, graphic depictions of violence

Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - JRR Tolkien

Characters/Relationships: Fingon | Findekáno/Maedhros | Maitimo, Elrond Peredhel & Elros Tar-Minyatur, Celeborn/Galadriel | Artanis, Elrond Peredhel, Elros Tar-Minyatur, House of Finwë, Fingon | Findekáno, Maedhros | Maitimo, Maglor | Makalaurë, Celegorm | Turcafinwë, Erestor (but as a cat), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Galadriel | Artanis, Celeborn, Celebrían, Finrod Felagund | Findaráto

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Modern AU, Angst, question mark, some violence, elronds not great at communication, author has a questionable understanding of how police detectives actually work, will be adding tags as we go along, everybodys lives are a dumpster fire aha, accidentally detoured into alaska love and made myself sad, celegorm has deadpool vibes, everybody hates each other but they also all love each other yk, this is frankly rather a mess, the old generation (fingolfin feanor finarfin) kinda suck sorry lmao, no editing we die like men

Summary: Four lost sons and a funeral.

enjoy? 

[tigirl-and-co]

Muave Emerald Electric blue Acid green Teal Lemon Baby blue

MISFIT THAT’S LIKE THE WHOLE DAMN BOARD

BUTTTTTTTTT ILU. Miffit you are my living emotional crutch u know things about me that nobody else knows we’ve been friends for almost 4 years 

I feel like our bond goes unspoken but i am GLAD that you spoke out anyway <33333333333333 luv u u are my big soft friend