Can’t find our pants....
....but we can find the dick who stabbed you.
Detective Duo, James Gordon & Harvey Bullock.
Loved by Sharky & Dee.
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Can’t find our pants....
....but we can find the dick who stabbed you.
Detective Duo, James Gordon & Harvey Bullock.
Loved by Sharky & Dee.
Appear in the shadows wasn’t really Black Ca.nary-esque, more like Bat.man kind to be honest. Though knocking on the door was old school as well, && lacked seriously of style. Luckily for the blonde bird, she only had to wait outside the police precinct for the man. && while she wasn’t really in any rush, she felt like she was kind of wasting her time, when Babs’ father didn’t mean to show up anytime soon. Checking on her watch, she sighed, “Damn you Mr Gordon, you’re not even paid for that overtime.” But who could blame him ? Especially not Dinah, when her whole family had been detectives. She understood him on so many levels, && she only had respect && admiration for her best friend’s father.
Leaned against the wall, hood on face, Dinah parted her lips when Jim finally dared to leave his job - if he ever left it in his mind. “Commissioner,” walking slowly over him, stopped in front of him, making sure nobody else was around them. “I need your help for a case.”
semi-plotted. sc. @crimefated for Jim G.ordon obviously
@crimefated WANTS TO TEST HIS LUCK.
“Ooh, is this a friend of yours?”
Two-Face made a curious noise at Sugar’s comment as he continued to gulp down his drink, opening his eye to discover that the once vacant booth sitting across from him and his ‘date’ was now occupied — and lot greener than he remembered. Before he had a chance to react to the sudden intrusion, it was already too late; Sugar had doomed them BOTH.
“He’s cute!”
Harvey choked on the last of his bourbon. “Oh, my god — !
Don’t — grrck — encourage him!”
He turned his head to the left and used his napkin to quickly wipe away the alcohol that had inevitably spilled all over the side of his chin and neck ( despite the fact that he couldn’t feel it ), and was now soaking into the collar of his shirt and blazer. Sugar patted his back as he attempted to clear his throat, but Two-Face shrugged her off and proceeded to give their third wheel his undivided attention — on the off chance that he might spontaneously gain the ability to bore holes into the other man with his eyes.
“Maybe I should get us another round of drinks?” Sugar offered, seemingly oblivious.
“Maybe you should,” Harvey replied, flashing her TWO twenty dollar bills while maintaining eye contact with the other man. She stuffed them into the top of her dress and shimmied across Two-Face’s lap, pausing to give him a quick peck on BOTH sides of his mouth before exiting their side of the booth and smoothing out her skirt.
“I’ll be right back! You boys play nice while I’m gone!”
Sugar winked at the man clad in green before flouncing off towards the bar. The table suddenly shook as Two-Face slammed the hilt of his gun down on its surface, lazily pointing it in the Riddler’s direction with his left hand while casually thumbing his coin with the other.
“What are you doing here, Nigma?
And try to keep it at TWENTY-TWO words or less.”
@crimefated
“Jonathan!” Ivy voice called out into the seemingly empty house, the woman having just broken down the man’s door. Well, technically she didn’t do it.. her plants did. But hey, with what Jonathan did to HER greenhouse. When she returned from grocery shopping, she had found her plants drugged and her lab ransacked! Many of her refined toxins were taken, and the drug that had been used on her babies.. Well, there was only one other chemist in Gotham who had the knowledge and past experiences with Ivy’s children who would know what to do. Plus, he was the only one who could edit the toxin into something much more fun. “Show yourself before I turned your house into a swamp!”
@crimefated
Jim lurched forward in his hospital bed, a grimace tugging at his face from the exertion. “Zsasz,” the captain growled, eyes closing as he shifted to try to sit up more. He soon decided against it. “What are you doing here? Ah—You–You shouldn’t be here. Give me one reason why I shouldn’t call for help.” And it better had not being because he brought a milkshake.
“Ah... well I’m not here to kill you?” That seemed reason enough for him, and Victor took a seat in the empty plastic chair, setting the milkshake he’d brought on the small side table. Jim looked rough, and he felt bad for the man. Even when he was on his hit list, Victor had insisted on one shot. One perfect bullet to end Jim’s life. Not this suffering.
“Plus, it’s a pretty good milkshake. There’s this place down on 5th, does them nice and thick. I ate your cherry though.”
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weed out the weak
No dick, just THE BOOT tbh
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wtf people. anons are idiots
Legit people act offended when he gets down to it and I’m so done? I might just post sex HC’s all day.