#criminaldimes

[maljic]

criminaldimes

  they’re talking about who the best player of the...

….wait what

during the 2014/2015 Erik Sven Gunnar Karlsson was the proud owner of....

it was fun, he was engaging a lot, reblogging, i think some ama it was fun. i think when post season rolled around he stopped. someone confirmed that it was indeed him

[sidcrosbybro]

I really admire your dedication to this team and your positivity it makes me so happy to see you on my dash. As much as I love them, I don't think I could stay up that late for them the way you do. Thank you for making hockey tumblr a bit of a brighter place!

<3333

[bassoonboss182]

Pens 6-10, Jets 13-17

Pingins

6. Who Would I Fight on the Team

Probably DeShambler

7. Who would I smooch

All of them but mostly Snack or Sid (he got big lips what you gonna do)

8. Who’s the hottest on the team

........Yes

9. Who’s the ugliest.

DeScrambler

10. Who’s the most valid

hmmmm Muzz maybe? Or Geno? Could also be Scultzy...not sure....

Jets!

13. Who has the best hair on the team

(I hope you understand I had to google the Jets roster just to get this answer) 

Mathieu Perreault. No contest

14. Who’s the best dressed on the team

Can....can I say Blake Wheeler? Imma say Blake Wheeler

15. How scary is the mascot on a scale of 1-10

He.....oh. He...he’s a lot. Imma say 6/10

16. How much do I like them on a scale of 1-10

I....know nothing about them really but I also have no bad feelings towards them so I’ll say 5

17. How good is their logo on a scale of 1-10

Well....they’re the Jets....their logo is a jet....so I say 10/10

[obsessiveshayme]

criminaldimes replied to your post “They asked Geno to his face about his slump. :( “Not great year for me...”

this is so hard to read. geno is fucking amazing and everyone better tell him that tonight

the thing I look at is that this was just last season:

98 points!!! And this was with 78 games. And he recently said this:

“- Anger, I guess. Offense. I had a very hard season, one of the worst in my whole life. “ about going into beastmode after he hurt his knee. So, I think this anger will fuel him to have an AMAZING season next year. He’s not done. 

[puckducky]

criminaldimes replied to your post “They were… smashing a car… painted with Stars colours? Whaaa?”

car-smashing and catfish-throwing are their traditions

Aaaa, Smashville, right. Don’t think I’ve seen them doing that before, or (more likely) I’ve just forgotten, haha.

Those poor catfish are harder to forget, seen way too many of them.

[dumouwin]

criminaldimes replied to your post

“in a team based purely on CME (ca$h money energy), your starting...”

Brass, maybe?

hmmmmm idk if brass rlly screams “ca$h money” to me,,, certainly being french-canadian earns him a second look tho

raindropcastle replied to your post

“in a team based purely on CME (ca$h money energy), your starting...”

Auston Matthews maybe

YES. VALID. GOOD ANSWER.

raindropcastle replied to your post

“in a team based purely on CME (ca$h money energy), your starting...”

Ovi... if you wanna add some trash money energy ��

valid but i feel that RCME (ru$$ian ca$h money energy) is different from regular ca$h money energy,,,, like CME is a closet full of expensive, tailored suits whereas RCME is... denim that u paid $2000 for.

[lesbianrobinnbuckley]

Opinion: Milk's an amazing queen whose makeup skills have gotten so much better since drag race and it would be amazing to see what she would do on All Stars 3. Also, she's kind of underrated.

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

THISSSSS. Milk is literally my favorite queen, im fucking obsessed with everything she does, she’s so incredibly talented and definitely slept on. i would absolutely fucking shit my pants if she came back for all stars because i know that bitch could win

[obsessiveshayme]

criminaldimes replied to your post: have you read geno's new interview...

I love how he doesn’t even mention McDavid, it’s just “Kuch had an incredble season. Also Sid is my best friend.”

Sid is his best friend! He makes sure everyone knows it at all times! lol