1-800-r-u-fucked

marissa. 22. she/her. sidney crosby is a twunk. (follows/likes come from fieriwap). support your local struggling 20-something (it's me i'm the 20-something).

[dumouwin]

Omg! I saw the dumo news and thought of you! 😢

i am... distraught

[dumouwin]

DUMO I-

[dumouwin]

y’all ever n*t over the pens beating the shit out of torts’ team

[dumouwin]

🧸🧸🧸

[dumouwin]

that fucking play 🤑😳

[dumouwin]

i missed seeing schultzy so much 🥺💕

[dumouwin]

tanev looks so pr*tty

[maljic]

Sid and Pierre-Luc wrestle

[dumouwin]

where were u when sidney “twunk” crosby fought notorious pretty boy pld for hitting jake “d*ddy” guentzel

[heatedpenguins87]

[thiccsidney]

now i’m speechless

[dumouwin]

CAPTAIN JORDY FUCK ME ALLLLL THE WAY UP

[heatedpenguins87]

Ok you can call him chucky, but me and @dumouwin are calling him “Sweet baby bear prince” and there is nothing you can do to stop us.

[dumouwin]

amen!

[welostinparadise]

[dumouwin]

what do you mean our 3-headed monster is back to being the 2-headed monster

bc sid/geno were always the 2-headed monster but then we added phil and the 3-headed monster was sid/geno/phil but now phil’s gone so we’re back to a 2-headed monster

[dumouwin]

last night i saw someone refer to marner/matthews/nylander as the “three-headed monster” and it was a punch straight to my sternum bc 1. i’m stupid, petty trash and immediately had to tamp down the very immature “THAT’S NOT YOUR THING” reaction, and 2. i realized our 3-headed monster is back to being the 2-headed monster

[dumouwin]

Do pens fans think..... galchenyuk is new to the nhl??? Why dont you do a little googling, because the grown man you're infantilizing has actually stated what his preference is for a nickname

am i supposed to apologize for not knowing a brand new trade’s nickname, not caring about the habs/yotes, or calling him a baby bear just lmk