Dec 3, 2024
I've always found the idea of using lofty titles like Duke and Deo for baby names hilarious, primarily due to the beautiful image of little baby Warlord smashing mashed peas up his nose at the dinner table, but am I funny enough as an unimpressive 5'3" dumpster-diving transmasc to name myself something as cringingly, lavishly grandiose as "King"?
we shall see
#I will admit. I am tempted#Never really minded my legal name#But I do share a name with a royal so it would be a fun callback#Could I introduce myself without cringing? No#But would it be funny? Yes#And I haven't found a regular name I like yet#This face is NOT a Dennis#Does not look right#But my GOD could I live for the irony#For additional context#I have a reputation at work for eating just about anything#And almost everything I own is thrifted or from the curb#I am not an opulent man#And I dress like a tactical circus wizard#So I feel like I could hack it#Seeking opinions#Cringe or based#I just know my Opa would laugh
