Look what the amazing and talented @zaldritzosrose made for the polys!!! I'm not going to be normal about those beautiful pieces of art today! Tomorrow? Not likely. Next week? I can't promise anything!!!
Look how perfect each board is for each poly!!! I think I'm going to scream some more!!!
This was originally supposed to be for the holiday challenge coming up, but it morphed into a birthday gift for the lovely and talented @anjelicawrites instead! I'm rather happy with this turn of events as she introduced me to the concept of her cringefail throuple and I'm forver thankful she put her thoughts out there for all of us to enjoy.
Happy birthday!
He could smell fire…
The acrid scent of a match being struck and the chemical scent that lingered… Though Billy had to admit, it might just be his current state making scents all the more intense. Vibrant, even if they stung his nostrils. Blindfolded with a heavy duty pair of headphones he knew came from her home studio. They muffled the world around him even without the white noise being pumped in. He was deaf and blind to the world around him and it made his skin warm in a way he had hoped for.
It was such an odd sensation: robbed of two senses heightened everything. He could even sense someone standing beside him… Two someones, one on each side. He swore he could feel their body heat without even touching him. Both unmoving, taking their sweet time… Like he wasn’t even there.
The rough, cheap carpet dug into his knees and his long fingers dug into his own bare thighs. Sensation was so much more acute now, he felt the rumble of his own groan in his chest. A hand came to card through his hair with a gentleness he recognized. This time he knew he made a sound, tasted the way the whimper vibrated over his tongue, delighted in the way it felt when he moaned her name. He could have sworn she laughed, but maybe that was just his own mind filling in the gaps in the vacant bliss of white noise.
He nuzzled into her touch only to have another hand, no less rough, but far less gentle, pull him the other way. He moaned even louder for this tight grip, his posture pulled taut as a bowstring and he could only imagine how he looked right now: back bowed, hands white knuckled, chest heaving with carefully restrained lust, cock bobbing and straining for attention.
His self control was hanging by a thread, but this was part of their well discussed game.
Billy swallowed hard when something cool and smooth slipped over his neck. The scent said leather, real leather. Not something cheap that wouldn’t last the year… and far more than he’d anticipated. He shivered and squirmed in spite of himself, feelings rising up he wasn’t entirely equipped to handle.
He couldn’t help but let out a small cry when the white noise faded and one of the heavy sides of the headphones lifted off. Her voice was smooth and warm and sweet and carefully neutral when she asked:
“Color?”
“Green… God, green.”
He was almost panting, on the very cusp of begging.
“Good boy, Billy. I think you’ve sat there long enough. Don’t you think so, Michael?”
I’m extremely stressed right now because of school, so do you have any thots about Cringie!Michael getting fucked after he’s been thinking too much? I know you just moved so whenever you get to this is okay!
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First thing first: take a deep breath. Everything will be all right. This stressful period shall pass and you will be able to relax again.
As for Michael, this will need a cut!
NSFW and 18 + only please!
Shall we talk about the ways he's face down somewhere in Billy's apartment? Trousers roughly pulled down his legs, jumper all rumpled up his torso and Billy's phone showed to his face so he can record Michael's fucked dumb expression for you? His fogged glasses and red cheeks? His tongue lolled out of his mouth and his spit dribbling down the sides of his lips? Those choked moans when Billy bottoms out and grinds against his abused prostate?
Or shall we indulge in the many times you had fucked him with his long legs folded against his chest, on your bed, until his cock couldn't get hard anymore? Those times when you use all your weight to keep him where you want him and make sure he takes it like a good boy, his arms stretched over his head, wrists secure in your hold. You ride him like this, reveling in his hiccup moans of overstimulation, when his brain is screaming that it's too much, and his cock just wants to stay hard for your wet pussy.
Other times you fuck his arse, slow, using a ridged dildo you saved all your money to buy. Those are the occasions when you keep his hips still with your hands on his slim hips and his legs obscenely open, propped on your shoulders, because he needs to feel every ridge of the strap against his insides, until his eyes are glossy and lost behind his glasses; only then you lose the hold around his base and milk him for all he's worth, his cock too spent to even twitch when you keep jacking him, torturing his beautiful brain into full submission and away from the pesky issues that turn him into such a tense knot of nerves.
Valentine's Day is coming soon, may you always be loved by your family, friends and readers of your blog❤️By the way, how are your polys doing? What are their plans on this special day?
Hi sweet nonnie!!! Stupid Tumblr didn't notify me of your lovely message!!! I hope you'll always be loved and cherished by the people in your life!!!
As for the polys, they're getting ready to celebrate Valentine's day!
SFW but 18 + only please!
Billy and reader are going to exchange rings with Tom! They're married and want to have something to symbolize their bond to Tom as well. It's going to be a surprise: a nice homemade dinner and a small box they can't wait for Tom to open!
Billy is, for another year, dragging Michael around to buy some cute decorations for his flat, and chocolate! They're going to stay home and watch stupid movies. Yeah, Michael is going to complain about how stupid this day is, but he's secretly elated to spend a quiet night with his lovers.
As for the OG!Poly? They have big plans: the kids are at Uhtred's, there's a nice dinner ready to be eaten, the fire is blazing. And those three are conked out on the sofa, too tired after a work and three children! Maybe they're going to be luckier next time!
Gonna bring my own angsty ask based on the one for the cringefail throuple I literally JUST read! What happens if thinking she was doing good, Lana tells Billy’s parents his address and so they surprise him by arriving when reader is there so Billy says she’s his partner. Awkward convo they leave but stay in Oxford for some sightseeing. They see resder with Michael kissing him and so so they barge into Billy’s home slutshaming her but Billy finally gets his courage and says shut your mouths he’s my partner too! (Or however you’ll write it) they leave and Billy’s like, they’ll never be proud of me will they? And Michael and reader come to Billy’s flat not knowing about the convo but just instantly go to hug and comfort baby Billy whose just so happy he’s got two wonderful partners 🩷 (this is very long and wordy do with this how you will I trust you 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷)
I finally managed to answer this ask. I'm sorry it took me so long El!!!
It all starts out of good intentions, like the road to Hell: Billy thought he could start mending his relationship with his family, Lana believed mom and dad would be happy to see how well adjusted Billy was in Oxford, the Washingtons wanted to check that their son was indeed doing good. No malice on anyone's part, yet the whole situation went to hell in an handful of days.
Billy knew Lana had told their parents his address, he imagined they would come by one day, he didn't expect it would happen so soon, without them announcing their visit, catching you in his apartment.
He had looked at you with surprised eyes at the buzz of the intercom and looked anxious when he had told you that his parents were the ones knocking on his door.
You had to take a deep breath to steady yourself: you didn't expect to meet the Washingtons, ever, you had nowhere to hide, had to leave for your classes soon and already knew they would make a face as soon as they saw your heavy make up and goth clothes.
You could see the displeasure on Mrs. Washington's face as soon as she clocked on your alternative style.
"And this is...?" Billy's dad had tried to break the ice.
Billy was a knot of anxious nerves, under his skin he could feel the tremor of his muscles: he's always hated surprises and, frankly, he felt it was too early to see his parents face to face.
"My partner." He had managed to stammer.
"Do you work at the pub as well?"
You shouldn't have been proud of the way it made you feel to tell Mrs. Washington that you were enrolled in the pre-clinical branch of the Medicine department, but you were, because this woman had fucked your Billy with her expectations (her husband as well) and was judging you without even knowing you. You were playing nice in rubbing her face in the fact that you belonged to the small numbers of students admitted to this specific course, and that you were the recipient of a prestigious scholarship, your heavy make up, piercings and tattoos notwithstanding. You could have covered the Washingtons in insults, you didn't, because Billy was trying to see if he could salvage his relationship with them: one word from your boyfriend and you were ready to attack.
You loathed that you had to leave for your classes, you had noticed how tensed Billy was: if you could, you would have stayed, instead you had to rely on text messages for the whole day as your form of moral support for him.
You had told Michael, during lunch, he was worried as well, and seething already because Mrs. Washington hadn't treated you with respect.
"Billy just needs to say the word." He told you, eyes blazing behind his glasses.
"Hopefully we're not going to meet them ever again. They're supposed to stay only for today."
"Good." Michael had grunted.
The Washingtons had decided to stay for a couple of days, instead, to sight seen and spend time with their son. You weren't thrilled that you had to try to avoid Billy's flat as much as you could, to safeguard the budding relationship between him and them, Michael loathed them as a matter of principle and didn't want to breathe their same air. Billy, on the other hand, was cautious, but hopeful.
"They're going to stay for the weekend." He had texted the group chat. "Everything is going to be all right (or so I hope.)"
Everything went pear shaped on a sunny Saturday morning.
You and Michael needed a breathe of air from your classes, so you two decided to go for a quick lunch in a pub with a nice beer garden. You knew Billy's parents were sight seeing, neither of you imagined they would recognize you amidst the sea of students and tourists, right when you were kissing Michael.
Billy would told you later, how his parents had stormed into his apartment, right after he was finished with his shift and only wanted to relax in front of the telly. His father hadn't even greeted him, he had entered Billy's flat and told him that he was very disappointed with Billy's choice in you as a partner.
"I don't understand?" He had said, genuinely surprised.
"We saw that no - good partner of yours kissing another person!" His mom had said, with sick happiness at cutting you down a few notches. "I knew they weren't the right person for you, dressed like that!"
Billy's brain had halted to a stop for a second, trying to take in the barrage of information and ignore his parent's insults to you.
He knew he needed to keep calm, to say something that would calm his parents, and save your image, but they wouldn't stop taking and talking, when he needed five minutes of blessed silence.
"Michael is my partner as well!" He had shouted.
He shouldn't have said that, he should have lied to his parents, anything but the truth.
"You must be joking." His dad said.
"You deserve better than that!" His mum added. "Accepting that person's indiscretions so that they wouldn't leave you the way Becky did."
That was a low blow that hurt him: he had truly loved Becky to the point he had imagined they were going to get old together.
"I don't deserve better." He said, shaking with rage. "Because I am already loved and cherished by the best people I had the luck to meet."
"You don't know what you're saying." His mum retorted.
"Stop repeating that!" He shouted. "All my life, every single time I had an opinion, the first thing you did was curb it! Saying that I didn't mean it, that I was wrong or ill advised! I'm an adult, I know what I want and what is better for me, you two have always done a terrible job at that!"
Both his parents had looked at him, horrified: where did their pushover son go?
"You don't scream at your mother like that!"
"And you don't insult the people I love!"
Neither him, nor his parents spoke. There was nothing else to add: he wasn't going to say he was sorry, his parents weren't as well; and if they expected him to promise to leave you and Michael, they could wait for their whole lives before he even entertained the idea.
"You're making the biggest mistake, Billy." His mother hissed.
"At least it's going to be my mistake." He bit back.
His parents left and he had crumbled on the floor, crying and hugging himself, broken in ways he had only been in London, when he was purposeless and an easy prey.
He's still crying, ugly, fat sobs that cancel the juggling of your keys in the keyhole.
"I just saw your parents leave, your mum gave me the dirtiest of looks..." Your words die on your tongue when you see Billy on the floor.
You don't know what just happened, you only know that he needs your help, and Michael's. Without thinking you fall by him and hug his big body one handed while you send Michael a quick S.O.S. message. Billy is too upset to move on the couch, and you can't carry him, so you curl with him on the cold linoleum, trying to soothe him with gentle words.
It takes so long for him to stop crying, and even longer to start recounting you, and Michael, with what has just happened.
"I'll never be enough." He says with his face against your chest. "I'm always going to be a failure for them. They can't see how happy I am with your two."
"That's because your parents are imbeciles." Michael tells him.
If the situation weren't so dire, you'd tell Michael off, but that's not a priority right now.
"They don't want to see it." Michael adds.
"And it's them who are never going to be good enough parents." You say, carding your fingers through Billy's shaggy hair. "They don't see reality for what it is, only for what they want it to be."
"There's nothing you can do about it. Daft cunts are never going to change. You're leagues better than they'll ever be."
Fresh tears spill from Billy's eyes: no one has ever been this supportive. No one, not even Becky.
"The people who truly care about you, who see you for who you are, know how wrong your parents are." You murmur against his hair.
Between hiccups he begs you and Michael to hug him as tight as possible. Your arms curl around his big frame with all your strength, Michael kneels on the floor, his long arms sneak from behind Billy's torso and his hands rest on Billy's belly. Michael is not one for PDA, but he's making an exception.
"If they dare to come by again, they'll have to get through me." He warns.
"Thank you for being in my life." Billy says with a broken voice.
"I'm so proud of you, Billy." You tell him.
You hope his parents have already left town and that they will not bitch about this whole showdown through Lana, or they're going to get an earful, from you and from Michael.
I think it’s pretty obvious that both Billy and Michael have cum just from eating reader out, but have either of them ever cum from sucking the other’s cock? Both, maybe? If so, who did it first, and how did those shags go? How did reader react when she saw it/heard about it?
Warnings: oral (m receiving), face fucking, roleplay, a bit of demeaning language.
Unsurprisingly for everyone involved, it happened to Billy first.
NSFW and 18+ only under the cut!
He's on his knees, his face fucked fast by Michael, who is grabbing his hair in a tight vise, making sure sweet Billy isn't going anywhere. Billy is making desperate, choking sounds, dizzy because of the lack of oxygen, he grabs Michael's legs in the attempt to gain some control, failing when Michael's hips move faster against his face and a long steak of profanities spills from his mouth. Without his control, Billy's hips cant against nothing, his cock a leaking mess slapping against his tummy. He shouldn't love being face fucked like this, reduced to a moaning, leaking mess for Michael's needs, yet is brain has flat lined long ago, he's all but the pleasure he's feeling, a tight band in his belly, curling and curling with every rough push and pull, until his world goes blank and he comes, untouched.
In the background he can hear your surprised intake of breath, he doesn't have the time to feel embarrassed, not when Michael's cock in pushing the barrier of his lips.
"It's not going to suck itself, you know."
Coming from someone else, it would have been cringy, from Michael, with that arrogant smirk on his lips? Billy takes it as a challenge.
As for Michael? It happens one of the times him and Billy roleplay. Michael as the broke student who doesn't have the money for the repairman, Billy, and needs to find alternative ways to pay the bill.
Michael looks pathetic on his knees, his ugly clothes in disarray and the glasses askew on his nose; he's blushing furiously as Billy is, slowly, fucking his mouth, taking his time to choke him on his girth.
"No money, awful grades, couldn't even suck cock properly. What are you good at?" Billy says, pushing further into Michael's willing throat.
Michael moans, his eyes turning to show the whites. It's not the act that's making him feel warm everywhere, it's the way Billy is using him, manhandling him, forcing his body to take more. It's the careless way he's using him for his own pleasure, disregarding Michael's, objectifying him into a hole to fuck.
Michael moans around Billy's cock and tries to take more of it, only to be chastised and called a 'dumb slut': he comes, staring with surprised eyes at Billy, who is equally dumbfounded.
"Hmm, someone is finally good for something." He says, trying to stay in character. "Now, let's see what that arse can do."
Hello beautiful angel, how are you? I really miss your writing and I hope you're okay. I also miss all your polys - how are they doing? What are their plans for this year?
Hello sweetheart!!! I'm doing fine, thank you for asking!!! I miss writing and I'm hoping 2025 will bring more of that in my life!!!
All the polys are doing amazing!
The OG!poly is all lovey dovey and talking about having children! Is their firstborn, Wilmǣr Aenar (baby Will), a 2025 baby? Who knows. Have no doubts: they're trying very, very hard!!!
The Cringies are neck deep in running the pub (Billy, who has fully taken over from the old owner) and university work (Michael is planning how to steamroll his opponents in the academic ladder and you're deciding in which field of medicine you're going to specialize).
The war boys are navigating your new job in the publishing field and how the huge amount of drafts you bring home to read, seems to multiply by the day!
The bitchy poly is, for lack of better words, fucking bitchy as per usual! You're happy that Tom hasn't killed Michael, and vice versa. You're thinking about investing in better ear plugs because, if you are awoken by one of their arguments ever again, someone will die, and it's not going to be you!
Last, but not the least, the nerdy poly are back in school after their exams and the holidays! Your rugby team is training for a big match, both Michael and Aemond are popping by the training field as much as they can and have, already, planned to clear their busy study schedules to be at the match to support you!!!
True love’s kiss (Maleficent!Aemond Targaryen x woodland fairy! reader) Sleeping beauty!AU 3/?
Do you like scary movies? (Michael Gavey x reader) Scream!AU 0/7
Out of time (Osferth x reader) Outlander!AU 0/?
Soft IV (Aemond Targaryen x reader x Osferth)
Untiteled MOTA (Gale Cleven x reader NSFW)
After the heathwave (Aegond x reader NSFW)
His body remembers (Aegon II Targaryen x reader NSFW)
Little red riding hood, sweetest lamb to the slaughter (werewolf!Osferth x human!reader x vampire!Aemond Targaryen NSFW)
We are here to hurt ourselves (Lestat de Lioncourt x reader NSFW)
Chance encounters (Armand x reader SFW)
Cringefail Throuple: Billy gets his “Well done shag” | Cringefail Throuple: Michael needs to be fucked into silence while watching trash TV | Cringefail Throuple: their first time together | Cringefail Throuple: Billy and Michael first time together | How the War Boys throuple got together and their first time | Cringefail Throuple: the boys get hot and bothered while watching a spicy video of reader sent them during finals | dark!Michael Gavey x fem!reader smut| OG!Poly either prompt #1 or #8 from this prompt list | OG!Poly and the huge dildo reader once bought | OG!Poly Osferth, Aemond and his pierced nipples + Aemond wears the Mexico lace top | OG!Poly the first time Aemond went down on reader | Cringefail Throuple 💡the cringies on holiday! | OG!Poly and Osferth being such a loud sub, he and reader had the police called on them | Billy and Michael react to reader wearing a sexy harness | OG!Poly roleplay Aemond being a captive prince | Aemond's first time sucking Osferth off | How the War Boys Polycule plans a date night at home | Aegond x Aegon's wife!reader. Reader helps the brothers repair their relationship with a threesome | nipple play with poly!Aemond until he cries | Cringefail Throuple: can the boys come untouched when sucking cock? | poly!Aemond who gets off on being called pretty| poly!Osferth getting destroyed by poly!Aemond after the huge dildo prank | War Boys Polycule, Tom gets punished for being a flirt | Osferth x professor!reader with religious kink and corruption | the cringies and temperature play | Aegond x reader: Aegon gets fucked while wearing a slutty maid outfit | Aegon x reader, he gets pegged while wearing a slutty maid outfit | modern!dark!obsessed Aegon who falls for a reader who doesn't even know who he is and ends up as his basement wife | Aegon x reader where reader takes control over pathetic Aegon |
| Aegon x wife!reader. He begs for reader's attention | Michael and reader meet Billy's parents by mistake and they don't take too kindly to the throuple situation | modern!Aegon takes take of his partner who is struggling with their diabetes | Cringefail Throuple: Michael is dommed hard plus nipple biting | Aegond: college!Aegon opens an OF, Aemond finds out | for all the throuples: how do the boys manage when reader feels jealous and starts to withdrawn? | Michael Gavey gets head until he cries | dry humping with Billy Taylor | wedding night with shy virgins Billy Taylor x wife!reader | Aegon II Targaryen x wife!reader: Helaena tells reader about Alicent's betrayal and reader has to tell Aegon | poly!Aemond rubs one off after being called 'pretty' by reader | poly!Aemond in subspace | Cringefail Throuple: Michael gets his brain sucked through his dick by BIlly as reader dirty talks him and plays with his nipples | Aegond: Aegon gets his dick sucked until he cries | modern!Aemond x reader: sexting | Aegond: Aemond facefucks Aegon in the brothel, after he’s discovered with Sylvi | modern!Aegon x classmate!reader. He’s falling for reader but can’t stay away and having fantasies about her sucking his cock | Cringefail Throuple 💡: the cringies assemble furniture. Michael fails, Billy is a natural pro and reader is just there to be chaotic; sex ensues | War Boys Polycule: the first time Tom fucks Billy, and reader is there to cuddle Billy during the action | Aemond Targaryn x reader x Michael Gavey (AKA the Nerdy Poly) for -😎 anon | a second part to the “Are you jealous prompt” Tom Bennett x reader | a second part to the oneshot “One step from you” modern!prosecutor!Aemond Targaryen x commissioner!reader | modern!Aegond x reader. They belong to a cult and kidnap reader so that they can marry Aegon | The Cringies spitroasting Michael when he’s too bitchy to function | temperature play with sub!Aemond Targaryen| Cringefail!Billy starts running the pub and experiments with newer drinks, not everything goes the way it should | Cringefail! Billy asking for affection using coupon tickets | the War Boy poly discover the existence of sex toys | Tom Bennett x reader. Reader tries to help him with PTSD | OG!Poly roleplaying a knights x princess scenario | the cringies find out about Michael's love for tentacle porn. Sex ensues | Aemond Targaryen x wife!reader. He fucks her as she only wears a necklace | strict headmaster! Michael Gavey. How he is at home and how he's at home with his wife | modern!Aemond Targaryen x reader. He takes care of reader when they're sick |