The Beta kids discussing their childhood fictional crushes
Dave: listen
Dave: lola bunny
Dave: that doesnt make me a furr-
Everyone else: *Bursts out laughing*
John: dude, no! dave!
Dave: listen listen
John, still laughing: lola bunny?!
Dave: listen im not a furry all right lola bunny is the exception everybody knows that
Dave: im sick and tired of being called a furry just because im into lola bunny
Dave: lola bunny is top tier okay
Rose: But didn’t you also once tell me that you had a crush on Roxanne from the Goofy Movie, who is an anthropomorphic dog?
Dave: no no listen
Jade: thats two!! thats two!!!!
Dave: i dont like thi- all right listen
Dave: theres two exceptions all right ill take that bullet too ill take two bullets
John, giggling: oh my god, dave… i expected this from jade but not from you!
Dave: i just want all the people out there who are too afraid to admit that they like lola bunny because theyll get called a furry to know that im there for them
Jade: wait okay question!!!!! were you one of those people that had a crush on nala from the lion king??
Dave:
Dave: why you gotta do this to me
