#crisispider

[tellemidied]

@crisispider : “Miiigggguuueeeeellllllllllllllll, baby are you done yet? You have to be close to done? You’ve been holed up in here for a billion years!” It was closer to two hours, but that was besides the point.

The deep inhale is let out slowly, doing his best to refrain from sighing loudly at the adorable, yet impatient man that stood behind him.

"Give me five more minutes, Peter.. Then I'm all yours for the rest of the day. I could also you a hand warmer.." Miguel smirks slightly.

[disneybucks]

@crisispider // from here.

"They just don't get it," Wade sighs, shoulders drooping dramatically. "I mean, yeah-- action value, comic accuracy, money shots, blah-dee-blah-blah, but how're we supposed to do super-stuff if we aren't comfy about it, right?

"Fox only ever let me wear the robe after the credits."

<You know what I mean.>

"I'd be jealous if I didn't think that shade of pink would clash with all my black and red." Resting his weight on one foot and the other's ankle, Wade gestures to himself, hand flapping from the top of his head towards the rest of his body. "You nail it, though. Very malewife.

"...granted, the baby makes it extra cute."

The fact she's sleeping, too! Ooh! If Wade had ovaries, they'd be tingling.

"I've never seen you with a baby before."

[gwenbiote]

@crisispider sent a tweet ! / peter vc: -SMASHES A 40 ON THE GROUND- SCATTER!!!!!!

❛ THAT ONLY MAKES IT MORE OBVIOUS , PARKER . . . . . how am i the adult out of the two of us when YOU'RE older than ME ! ❜

[thefastestaround]

@crisispider "How does it feel to know that I'm close to a perfect match for you but I picked CLINT BARTON over you?"

"I'm glad you two are happy? Are you expecting me to be upset that you filled out an easy bingo card?"

[biitchcakes]

Let's just IGNORE the bad photoshop skills, and focus on Peter being a menace even in space.

❝ Well, cool, now that we're BFFs, would you mind telling your boyfriend I'm not my bestie, I still don't think he believes me. . . Er ⸺ my original best bestie that is. No offense, Peter, since we're new BFFs and all. ❞

( grab a bingo card here ♥ ! )

[venbyte]

how many alarms do they need to wake up?

usually one is good enough to wake miguel up but he is someone who frequently uses the 'snooze' button, even when his alarms are quite literally lyla waking him up nine times out of ten. so unfortunately, even if he tries to keep sleeping, he might get away with it the first time before he's truly being forcibly being woken up. so one or two alarms, which miguel is not a morning person to begin with.

[eideticspider]

@crisispider asked: ❝  it’s late,  you might as well just stay here.  ❞

{✗} "Oh thank GOD--I didn't wanna embarrass myself by asking," she fell back against the sofa, putting a hand over her eyes to HIDE just how exhausted she was. She never wanted to IMPOSE on anyone, but after asking Peter to help her prepare for her CHEM final...all she could see behind her eyelids were chemical compounds and FORMULAS.

Not exactly SWEET dreams.

"Y'sure you don't MIND, Pete? I don't wanna be a burden."

[parainvestigate]

@crisispider hit the ♡ for a starter

"Just keep the webbing to yerself, wallcrawler."