new phone, who dis?
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Cole rubs his towel over his hair one last time before placing it to dry at the foot of his bed. He then throws himself on the mattress and reaches for his phone on his nightstand where he had left it before going to shower. He’s still reeling from what happened a couple of minutes ago, so he doesn’t really look at the number he’s typing instead of going through his list of contacts like he normally would.
(txt – [number]) DUDE! You’ll never guess what just happened!
(txt – [number]) So I go to take a shower, right? But while I’m walking over there, I ended up getting distracted by FLOWER PETALS. I don’t know what they were doing on the ground, but they went from the stairs, down a hallway, etc.
(txt – [number]) And I’m like, “man, who the fuck is wasting so many flowers? For what purpose?”
(txt – [number]) After a while, it felt like I was going to walk into either a flash mob marriage proposal or someone having sex in a closet.
(txt – [number]) I pushed a door without looking (don’t worry, no naked people behind it) and when I looked up, I was in the shower room.
(txt – [number]) So I go into a stall and you know, wash myself.
(txt – [number]) And here is where it gets troubling…
(txt – [number]) I step out of the shower and end up face to face with a girl.
(txt – [number]) Girls are not supposed to be in the dudes’ bathroom. So for a sec, I think I’m dreaming and this is one big joke because flower petal trails and girls’ bathroom, but then the girl starts screaming
(txt – [number]) She doesn’t just scream, she starts hitting me too, with her toiletries bag.
(txt – [number]) I almost dropped my soap and god knows you don’t want to ever drop that.
He pauses his frantic texting, so he can sit up and grab his water of bottle. He gulps the water down as he waits for his phone to notify him of an incoming text message.














