#crobro

[homesmutconfessions]

Cronus' number one fantasy is to get fucked by a human. Especially a guy who acts really masculine in a sort of toxic way. If he ever met Bro Strider he'd BEG him to fuck him.

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[dark-will-graham]

You knew I was gonna send you Bronus *climbs into the trash where I belong*

(crawls into trash w/ u)

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4/5 Stars

QUITE LIKELY TO WORK OUT WELL.

Bro and Cronus alike are fairly idealistic and enthusiastic, put them together and they’re both going to have a great time. 

Both enjoy their independence and understand that about the other, so there aren’t many conflicts between the two. Though, sometimes Bro might seem too selfish for Cronus, while Cronus might seem too foreign for the Strider. But with a bit of communication, they can easily fix their problems, both minor and major.

We all know that these two have a very wide variety of interests…cough cough greasers and smuppets cough cough.. Bro enjoys experimenting with new interests and in turn can help give Cronus new “ideas” to put into action. 

I’d rate them a compatible couple!

[zeekappa]

Promises with Pricetags

Some people consider bad days 'days on which a lot of terrible things keep happening, most of which are not your fault'. Cronus considers bad days days on which he is not physically stapled to the floor to prevent him from going out and doing something incredibly stupid.

In which Cronus continues to be very bad at being an incubus. 

Took me longer than expected, but here is chapter 2 :D.

[shankingpermit]

would somebody PLEASE roleplay redrom dirk x cronus with me? Please? I think it's starting to become my OTP.  I can be either of them, I don't mind c: send me an ask if you wanna try it out!