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ok but you have to explain why call him freudian? If you called him freudian i dare you to send an ask to Dirk calling HIM freudian also. Please.
Truthfully I was taking a shot at Rose and Rosaline’s psychoanalysis hobbies while we discussed the sitcom that is The Strilonde House. If given the opportunity to call out the Lalondes to their faces tho... I’m not sure I would because they terrify me.
Dirk tho??? Yeah we’re exchanging wit and teases. I’ll keep y’all updated!
mightyhydrator replied to your post: “A new update (and, again, @-ing them for convenience of finding...”:
also HIC prompts e-mail contact
Ah - I forgot that specific note! I wonder what she sends them after they contact her for knowing too much? Has anyone shared yet?
A new update (and, again, @-ing them for convenience of finding them):
@officalcrockercorp is currently being run by a representative with JE in their ID number. Anyone who mentions DS, JH, RL, or JC are asked to contact them immediately, as well as anyone who mentions SBURB as a game or who mention the kids' Classpects.
So far this has only been Heir of Breath and Page of Hope, but I would assume this also extends to Knight of Time, Witch of Space, Seer of Light, Maid of Life, Prince of Heart, and Rogue of Void.
On top of that, the current release date of SBURB is 2055, which is "15 years away", meaning it is 2040 for the representative (which they have since confirmed).
The representative could not confirm the significance of their ID number, but it might be interesting to keep an eye on that.
An update already:
Heir has grey skin and is bioluminescent, having a red glow.
He used the :B emoji by mistake, once, and cannot answer any questions about Jane.
He doesn’t know who he is, nor his name, beyond being Heir.
He doesn’t seem to recognise any typical Homestuck character names.
“She” has the ability to Classpect people, and for a time Heir was telling people what she was Classpecting them as.
Heir has completely forgotten what he looks like.
“She” lives underwater (so, definitely the Condesce)
Heir lives near the water? He mentions being able to see the water, but not liking his reflection.
Heir uses “boy” pronouns and isn’t a homosexual.
Betty Crocker is a lesbian and has a wife
A security threat occured, and Heir had to leave, leaving behind a lot of garbled text before questions were closed and another representative took over
The most recent post was a YouTube link that leads to this.
(A videofeed of who we assume is Heir, with one red eye and one blue eye, wearing the tiara, with a robotic voice saying “submit obey consume” in repetition. The screen grows gradually darker as what I assume is the Condesce’s eyes appear in the background, then close.)
