#officalcrockercorp

[candyredterezii]

idk I just think its a lil funny for @officalcrockercorp to choose me, a fish girl, and @sarcasmprodigy, a john selfshipper  for their ‘tour’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sarcasmprodigy]

Happy Birthday Prod! We at Crocker Corp. want to celebrate with you, so use code ACEJAMS for an 18% off at checkout on any purchase 40$ or more!

[squiddiboo]

fucked up and evil jake english that answers your emails and calls you a slur

[ukeealyptus]

Hello Tumblr user ukeealyptus, us here at Crocker Corp.™ care about our consumers. That's why we're inviting you on an all expenses paid trip to our factory! Please reach us at 1-800-248-7310 or email us to claim this once in your lifetime offer! Both clocks run out soon, Katie. Tik Tok. -Crocker Corp. Representative

Oh, my! Well I could never pass up a lovely opportunity such as this one!!!

Thank you so much for the offer, Representative, I will gladly accept!!!!!

[iwannabeamachine]

Hello Tumblr user radiaaaaaaa, us here at Crocker Corp.™ care about our consumers. That's why we're inviting you on an all expenses paid trip to our factory! Please reach us at 1-800-248-7310 or email us to claim this once in your lifetime offer! Both clocks run out soon, Radia. Tik Tok. -Crocker Corp. Representative

oh HELL yes @jadekan look at this.

[skullvins]

Hello Tumblr user king-boos-boogaloo, us here at Crocker Corp.™ care about our consumers. That's why we're inviting you on an all expenses paid trip to our factory! Please reach us at 1-800-248-7310 or email us to claim this once in your lifetime offer! Both clocks run out soon, Prince. Tik Tok. -Crocker Corp. Representative

IM INTERESTED BUT. :FEAR:

[beepoven]

[ardenttheories]

Happy Birthday, Page! We at Crocker Corp. would like to celebrate with you by giving you the code THEORY for a 40% off of any purchase 60$ or more!

Well, thank you! That’s legitimately given me the hunger pangs for Betty Crocker branded chocolate cake... Might... see if I can go out and buy some...