crocodarl
noun.
1) When your significant other is a snake, but nevertheless you still love them. E.g. Ugh my girlfriend’s such a snake!! But I love her anyways. She’s my crocodarl.
2) The phenomenon in which a giant snail enables you to have sex in a situation when you would not usually be able to do so. E.g. Girl: Ahhhhhhhh a giant snail!!! Help!!! Mike: Don’t panic!!! Snails are both female and male!!! So if we have sex in front of it, we’ll scare it away!! Girl: oh, ok! (Mike and the girl fuck) Mike: Man, what an awesome crocodarl. (Snail shrivels up in a corner and hastily retreats back into its shell. It shivers in quiet agony as it tries to comprehend the scene. It has seen more than it should have. It will have to talk to its therapist about this traumatic ordeal. Shame on you, Mike.)