#crocodiles

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[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Ian Sanders

Two Australian Crocodiles were basking by the side of the swamp near the river.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and says, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not

getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."

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Freshwater Crocodile (Crocodylus johnstoni)

Observed by crocattackdatabase, CC BY-NC

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Crocs and aligators are so cute, id love to meet the cutie salty potol(if they were real) thatd be so cool!!! Oooh or the orange dwarf cave croc from gabon! They look so sweet!!!!!

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Israël ouvre la voie à l’utilisation de crocodiles pour dissuader d’éventuelles évasions de prisons

La ministre israélienne de la Protection de l’environnement ouvre la voie à l’utilisation des crocodiles pour dissuader les évasions de prisons. Une idée portée notamment par Itamar Ben Gvir, ministre d’extrême-droite radicale de la Sécurité nationale.

Israël ouvre la voie à l’utilisation de crocodiles pour dissuader d’éventuelles évasions de prisons

La ministre israélienne de la Protection de l’environnement ouvre la voie à l’utilisation des crocodiles pour dissuader les évasions de pris

Là on touche vraiment la vase ... je plains ces pauvres animaux non consentants, bien évidemment, autant victimes que ceux qui s'apparentent à leurs futures proies.

Israhell, n'a pas fini de nous surprendre, dans l'horreur, où il est passé Maître.