#crohnplaining

[artechouse]

“I think I’m having tummy troubles”

“Intestinal issues?”

“A stomach situation?”

“Sounds like a real digestive downer.”

“Nice one.”

“Yeah, it really is.”

“Buddy of mine had some real bad stomach pain once. Turned out he had a stricture and they had to cut him open.”

“I sure hope they don’t have to cut me open. It’s probably just from eating Gail's chicken sandwich earlier.”

“You ates Gail's chicken sandwich? Yeah, we’re definitelys gonna have to cuts you open.”

“I’ll go get the knife”

[artechouse]

call me ulcerative colitis the way I’ll mess up your colon 😈😈

[artechouse]

one of the hardest parts of chronic illness is having to occasionally tell friends that you need to cancel plans due to [intensely concerning medical symptom] and then having to explain that no, you don’t need to go to the hospital, this is not abnormal for you and has already happened a few times this year

[artechouse]

girl help I’m experiencing internal bleeding

[artechouse]

my drinking problem and my gastrointestinal chronic illness teaming up to make me have diarrhea that smells like a tequila sunrise 😎🤝

[artechouse]

society rests on the backs of bitches with stomach problems because if my ancestors weren’t shitting our whole entire seeds then y’all would still be hunter-gatherers

[coffee-and-cream]

Ugh it is damn near impossible to get ready for a night of hot stuff when I have these awful i'mgonnadie stomach cramps. Thanks Crohn's.