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If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

#I think that everyone kinda converged on this drink coming out of lockdown (article is from late 2021)#personally I stumbled upon this drink by accident because I hosted a beach themed party in September 2021 w blue curaçao for cocktails #and then was left with too much blue curaçao so I used it as a triple sec replacement (but blue)#and being in college at the time my default at the time was to just mix a little of everything together and top it up with sprite so…#here I am learning that apparently that was a bona fide shitpost cocktail that went semi-viral at the time

blushingbloom

Kermit and his human friends Fanny and Shola in 1972, and reunited in 1989.

#:)

valtsv

it's forever fucked that refusal is associated so strongly with cowardice and cowardice is almost universally uncontestedly seen as an existential failure that disqualifies you from the right to refuse anything when being able to admit that you're afraid and say "no" are some of the most powerful things that anyone can do

valtsv

"why don't you want to? are you scared?" yes. is that so bad? to be afraid and unwilling? why should that be worth less? why should i hope to be the richest corpse in the graveyard?

#in an era of needing to protect myself (I’m going through a lot to put it lightly)#and I feel this v strongly #it’s like ‘no’ is never sufficient you always have to come up with suitable excuses #and that’s exhausting

anxeious

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

#<3

noknowshame

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

riverlarking

gay pencils in elaine's apartment

artechouse

which could mean nothing,

#seinfeld

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

utopians

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

laikathestar

#sun ra would have ABSOLUTELY driven this car #would not be surprised if this car belonged to whoever’s leading the Arkestra now

thecolorofthegame

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

#lol

tzikeh

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

useyourblinker

This might be my favorite

lotsofcatsandcheapwine

This is mine

stockyardsyndrome

sometiktoksarevalid

lostsometime

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

#music

femalepope

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

caracalliope

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

#other ppl have called this one out in the notes but literally b12 #ya boi is dealing with pernicious anemia and I feel like a sickly Victorian child #however I am taking the vitamins my stomach just suucckkksss (problem is actually my immune system)#crohnplaining