#crook babble

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i started ssri meds recently and i have no horny. or like mental horny yes but no physical. it’s torture!!!

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*starts stuffing mah eggs inside you*

Happy valentines! >:3

Please give me all of your eggs! I need them. I want to grow big, belly filled to the brim with them. I can’t bend over, I have to waddle. I’m so aroused all the time.

I need more.

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Anal birth of triplets, man has huge oversized belly and painful labor as they come out, stretching his hole further than he thought possible.

the bigger the belly, the better! he’d be contracting for a day before the babies are so low in his pelvis that he can’t properly walk anymore. he pushes and pushes but it seems the first baby is not coming out. his crotch bulges as he strains in pain, but his hole is not opening.

he realises he needs to stretch himself open. once he gets four fingers in, with the next contraction the head surges forward, making him scream in pain.

the next babies are easier as he is already stretched wide open. it takes months for his hole to return to normal.

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are you planning on continuing A King Should Labor Effortlessly? i'm in love with the concept i neeeeed more

yes! i will continue as soon as i find the time and motivation to write again <3 some short asks or ideas could motivate me ;)

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When will part 4 come out???

hopefully part 5 will be out soon as well ;)

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I have to ask.. Have you thought about Gale getting pregnant with some sort of creature that he decided to study a moment but then ended up pinned and fucked only to now have a growing problem in his belly.

ooh i have not thought of dear old gale in that situation, but that is intriguing.

if you happen to be the same anon who requested some gale-nancy, i will reveal a secret: i’ve been slowly but surely cooking something special ;) if you’re not the same anon, you will now know that there is going to be something growing in gale’s belly soon enough ;))

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i miss your writings

oh my gosh i’m sorry ;-; i had no idea people actually care that much but i suppose i’ve made even a small impact on this community.

i’ve been so insanely busy recently with some mad shit that’s going down. but i will try to give this blog a bit more affection.

gimme some horny thoughts and i’ll give you some in return ;) <3

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Can you create story/ rp for me?

So here is the setting. Misty(pregnant) get up middle of the night because contraction. Suddenly somethinhs pop and her water break. Her husband Gat up from sleep because the sound. "You've been a good girl, but don't push before I say okay" Misty nod. Her husband stick her finger to feel the baby. Misty struggle to hold the urge to push. If the baby move on down a bit, her husband will push it back making no progress. This is go on for hour with Misty begging

sorry, i specialize in mpreg :c