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Will you go to the dance with me?

The Loved Ones (Dir. Sean Byrne, 2009)

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✩ — It wasn’t every day that Jungha walked into the bookstore, her house was filled with books but they were her parents. The books at home she had already read, well most, because they were her parents and some books just were not appealing. Nobody really wanted to read an air traffic control book in their free time? Not her. 

The brunette walked into the store, surprised at the number of people who were inside. She blinked at the group of humans, soon noticing how they were all holding the same book in their hands. She squinted when she noticed something familiar, the author on the back. Her eyes widened and she soon went near the signing table, picking up the book to reveal the face. “Oh god...” 

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To: [email protected] From: [email protected]

You’re sending to Carmen Lee [email protected] ₩60,000,000

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jessie,

hey, congrats on the whole getting married thing. i’m amazed that you and jaebum were able to stop being stubborn enough to fall in love and junk. and now you’re having a baby too? holy shit, that’s disgusting, but i’m happy for you? i guess. you’re like a whole adult and a half now! anyway, i suck at this whole sentimental friend crap (obviously) and also at giving gifts, so take this as a token of my appreciation. i don’t know what people usually give for babies and marriages, but i hope this is enough to suffice? get your monster baby some sweet goth shit in my honor and then use the rest to male your mcr fan husband to lighten up a little maybe (they broke up four years ago, bro, it’s time to move on!).

i know i never say so, but i’m glad we’re friends. thanks for putting up with me for so long, even though we both know i’m annoying as fuck. lowkey, i’m depressed that i’ll never get to pork you, but as long as you’re happy, it’s fine. don’t you dare show jaebum this, i swear to satan!

have a great life. you deserve it.

best wishes,

james

To: [email protected] From: [email protected]

James,

I’m incredibly flattered, taken aback – just absolutely DISGUSTED by this gesture. Honestly I’m really grateful for this little display of affection considering how you are. I will archive this among the things I can blackmail you with. But honestly, thank you. Despite me being a hot ass mess when we first met, and even up until this point of me being a more controlled mess you never fail to call me out on my shit. How are things with you? I’ve actually missed your little grumpy ass. I’m actually still mad you say things like pork, you’re not some American frat boy. I don’t think I can ever express my gratitude to you and all of your entirety enough but I do want you to know that I’m thankful for you just being you.

We need to actually get together soon. Who still communicates via emails with their friends? You, fucking weirdo.

I plan on coming to bother you very soon, I love you.

Jessie.

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“Just pretend to be my date”.

random sentence starters | accepting;

 ❛  WHAT?  ❜     she  must’ve  heard  wrong.      Ahn  Moonsik  asking  HER  to  be  his  date  to  the  exact  dinner  party  that  she  was  trying  to  sneak  into?      She  felt  a  smile  slowly  creep  onto  her  lips,    eyes  twinkling  with  childish  mirth  as  the  woman  crossed  her  arms  in  front  of  her  chest.    ❛  Are  you  going  to  be  stone-faced  and  grumpy  at  me  the  whole  night?  ❜

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crookedflesh replied to your post: over the past few days, i’ve made new mutuals but...

be my friend s-senpai uwu

((STOP IT i’M NOT WORTHY + I’M YOUNGER >:(

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@crookedflesh.

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it’s okay. she knew he was only there to listen. she wasn’t going to go to someone who felt the same way (that would just be a huge mess.) rather, she’d go to someone who’d lay all the cards down, showing her all the moves to make and in a realistic manner too. or well, maybe not showing but suggesting is a better way to put it. he didn’t have to respond, maybe a nod of the head once in a while but that would be okay to her rambling on and on about her ex. ex. god that stung just a bit. okay. maybe a lot. “it jus’ sucks. iunno if you’ve experienced it but m’not gonna poke that topic for ya.”

her eyes trail down to the dessert that he had bought for her (does she even want it now?) yes. indulge in the sweetness lying in front of you. it wasn’t even a lot, just a bowl with coffee flavored ice cream topped off with another scoop of vanilla ice cream. the egg waffle hiding behind it and a strawberry on top (she just liked them better than cherries.) fuck. even ice cream was such a heartbreaking experience because their first unofficial date was to get ice cream. great. you’re thinkin’ about him again. he’s gone, shut the fuck up. she grumbles to herself, stabbing the ice cream before taking a spoonful into her mouth.

“yeah. uh. what’s the word. dandy. jus’ fine. okay. i’m breathin’. not too quick, not too slow. y’know? i’m talkin’. so i’m fine.” she knew that wasn’t what he meant, but what could she do but try to be the sarcastic hyejung that people knew? she already had her share of mental breakdowns just within the past two days.

she didn’t even want the damn ice cream. it annoyed her how she could lose appetite over a guy. not just any guy, that one guy. that one guy she shared her secrets with-- his arms being a safe space when her own wasn’t her enoug. when her house wasn’t enough, when the park wasn’t enough. se huffs again, the most idiotic sentence spills out and she didn’t even realize that she was alluding to jungkook. get over yourself. she takes a deep breath, devouring the ice cream before licking her lips.

“oh, drinks? yeah. i drink. ha, funny thing--”

don’t mention him again.

“funny thing-- i had drinks.. last week! yeah.. let’s get some. i think i’d rather drown in that.”

i’d rather drown in that instead of drownin’ in my feelings.

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#please stream the best girl group of all time > < This isn't on a post about Dreamcatcher though, so this tag is incorrect.

joy voice silly oppa. you’re right! let me change it to “best GROUP of all time”! that’s more fitting, huh. dreamcatcher can just be the best girl group. > < 

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salty munday meme. ( x )

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

i feel bad because my muse had a bad conflict with a wendy on here so i dislike wendy in real life. the reason i feel bad is because i know the wendy fc is just fiction and the real wendy didn’t do anything at all, but wendys make me really sad. i also put this behind me but there was a time where i avoided them due to the sole purpose of not having my muses not get hurt by one (this could happen to her from any muse but for some reasons-- it was usually a wendy who hurt her)