Any headcanons on the 2006 crew?
(Shelby, drift, scott and abolish)
Sfw or nsfw
oohhh if you’re alright with 2006 polycule headcanons I have so so many of those. I think about them a Normal Amount you see
Shelby and Drift were the first two to start actually dating. this happened really soon after leaving Oakhurst. Scott was super in denial about liking either of them (because neither of them were out as not cis at that point although there were Signs that Scott picked up on) but had been open about liking Abolish for a while long before Abolish even officially started talking to them
every time Shelby and Drift would want to spend time alone for whatever reason (before either of them start dating Scott), they would always kick Scott out of the house and then he would go complain to Abolish about it. Scott tried to get Abolish to sleep with him many times before they started dating but it unfortunately never worked because Abolish didn’t realize Scott was flirting with him at all
Scott goes through about a million boyfriends between the time he leaves Oakhurst and the time he starts dating Abolish. even after he starts flirting with Abolish, he still keeps dating other guys because he thinks it’ll make Abolish get jealous and hook up with him. it does not work at all
Scott is super loudly affectionate all the time, he constantly compliments his partners and buys them stereotypically romantic gifts like flowers and chocolate and such. Drift is super awkward but always knows exactly what to get his partners, and he’s known for randomly surprising them with stuff they really want. Shelby bases all their flirting off of fanfics, which doesn’t work super well but their partners find really sweet and charming anyways. Abolish is the quietest out of all of them and his way of “flirting” is the most different (which means it takes forever for any of them to recognize that he’s flirting with them), and he mostly shows affection by listening to people and staying as physically close to them as possible, occasionally giving them things he usually made himself
Drift and Scott both had prior relationship experience before their relationship, Shelby knew somewhat how relationships worked from the books they’ve read, and Abolish has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. Scott especially finds it hot that Abolish hasn’t dated anyone before because he’s a freak
Abolish is the only one out of them who needs to sleep semi-often. Sometimes he falls asleep when staying with his partners, although he gets super embarrassed and apologetic about it whenever that happens. Scott and Shelby like watching him sleep and Drift thinks they’re freaks for that
none of them knew Abolish was trans before they all started dating. Abolish had already gotten top surgery and been on T for a while before they started dating, so they didn’t find out until Drift visited him when he was working out one day and he happened to be shirtless. this was incredibly embarrassing for both of them
Scott was unfortunately the one to discover that Abolish really likes being praised. he asked Abolish to bring him a cup of blood to drink and then jokingly called Abolish a good boy whenever he did. all three of them watched as Abolish completely bluescreened. Drift now constantly has to tell Scott to not do this in front of everyone all the time before Abolish just has a heart attack and dies from embarrassment
whenever Shelby discovered that Abolish draws and paints occasionally, they were immediately determined to learn how to draw as well. Abolish agreed to teach him, and the two of them have cute dates all the time where they both make art together. Shelby has gifted their partners several drawings, one of which is a small drawing of Legundo which they gifted to Abolish (and he definitely did not cry whenever they gave it to him, trust)
Abolish is the smallest out of all of them (since even though Shelby is around his height, fat Shelby is canon real to me) and steals their clothes all the time. if it were anyone else, Scott would be incredibly annoyed by this, and he did try to be annoyed at first until he saw Abolish wearing one of his sweaters and he couldn't make himself upset over it because of how cute Abolish looks. Abolish steals Drift's clothes the most often because his are usually the most comfortable and Drift always dresses masc like Abolish does
