#crouch update

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

Was looking through my drafts for something to finish and found this. (NSFW) Enjoy!

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83618151

Sequel to Buttons is out.

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

Hello! Here For Me? I Humbly Request That You Observe The Following Guidelines.

Greetings, all. I am a humble fanfiction author who does the collection Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler on AO3, which is centered around the ship between Jabber Wonger and Zanka Nijiku from the shounen manga & anime Gachiakuta. Kind commenters have named me Crouch.

I made this Tumblr because it became apparent to me that the Janka community is full of kind and funny people I want to talk to. Below are some guidelines for how best to interact with me, as well as my Post Directory, explaining the personal tags I use to organize this blog.

Guidelines

This is an adult space.

Unfortunately, because of the nature of my work and because I am an adult myself, I don't want to interact with minors on this blog. If you send me a message, please be above the age of majority wherever you are from in the world.

There's no need to be shy.

Are you awkward? Great, me too! I do not have experience with being "online" as it were, and this is all very new to me. Perhaps naively, I'm just hoping to have fun and make friends.

Also, I have no idea how to use social media. If I do something incomprehensible, it's probably because I also don't understand what's going on.

I do accept constructive criticism.

Is something I wrote bothering you? Did I forget an important detail, make something super confusing, neglect to tag something upsetting, or other things of that nature? Feel free to let me know.

Do you want to talk to me, but feel unsure what to say?

What is one moment you've liked in the show so far? If you were a Giver, what would your Vital Instrument be? And, if I may be so bold as to ask, what is your favorite moment from my body of work? Send your answers to any of these questions into my ask box!

Do you have a writing prompt or a scenario idea for me? It is highly unlikely I will ever write it, but I encourage you to propose them regardless. Who knows, you might get me. Or you might get someone else!

If you are an author yourself and wish to request feedback on your own work, please do. Unless you specifically request constructive criticism, I will only tell you what I liked about it. Positive feedback is also very important to one's writing development!

Through it all, please allow some grace for me.

I'm currently recovering from a godawful case of burnout. I do appear to be getting better, which is why I'm able to write at all, but the fact remains that I have a very limited amount of energy that can be quite unpredictable. I have big aspirations and a great quantity of ideas, but whether or not they will come to fruition... that is somewhat up to the wind. I am very protective of my mental health, and if I feel that I'm starting to become unduly stressed by my Internet activities, I will pull back and preserve myself. Unfortunately, this means chapters may go unwritten and your messages may go unanswered. Sorry! I appreciate you regardless.

Post Directory

#crouch thought: My musings and opinions, as well as my headcanons.

#crouch complaint: I love to complain.

#crouch writes: Things I post while writing, as well as any short pieces of writing I may do. Some overlap with #crouch complaint.

#crouch answer: Responses to asks I receive.

#crouch question: Polls I put out, or posts in which I request your opinions.

#crouch update: New works I post.

Well, hopefully that's everything. I am going to go reblog dozens of Janka fan art images now.

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

just saw your newest fic

didnt have a time to read it yet but UHGGGGG just smashed my phone wìth my fist a couple of times AFFECTIONATELY only because of tags alone

you so smart and cool your brain so big kinda need to look at it so i could replicate its way of thinkin just a bit OMG maybe bite a bit only of you agree ofc DAMNNN

hehe thank you! I don't... think I have any brain for you to chow on right now, but I might have some leftover mycelial threads...

Oh, yeah, hi everyone, I wrote something again. I seem to get these random wild ideas right after I do another part of Toxi, as sort of like a decompression thing, maybe. "It'll be short!" I always tell myself. And, to my credit, that is relatively true.

Here is the work in question: Post-Clarity

It's about a college student Jabber making very definitely good choices in company that are not hazardous to his health or safety or continued aliveness at all. Check the tags, all. And if you are on any medication, remember to take it!

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crouch-dono, this is a little crazy to say but i have truly been feining for the next update to right round (toxicology in general, ehe) so im so ready. I squee'd when i saw that blurry ass screenshot im ready for my meal (napkin tucked into my collar and i am holding a fork and knife like a tubby cartoon child)

Wait no longer, my anonling.

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

New Work: The Question

Randomly had a weird little idea the other day, so I wrote it real quick: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85040246

Do pay attention to the tags on this one. Things got strange.