Jul 10, 2025
Mr. Ant Tenna i think compels me primarily as a nostalgia fetishist, secondarily as a robot fucker, and thirdly as a sopping wet cat of a man. if i had money id impulse purchase a CRT.
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Mr. Ant Tenna i think compels me primarily as a nostalgia fetishist, secondarily as a robot fucker, and thirdly as a sopping wet cat of a man. if i had money id impulse purchase a CRT.
i have a thought: my “true sign” Sagiries is a visual combination of the common Sagittarius and Virgo elements. my dominant sign is indeed Sagittarius, and my rising sign is Virgo. i’m not *saying* you can guess your “true sign” by looking at it and comparing it to your dominant astrological signs but it’s something to keep in mind if you put any stock in astrology.
classpecting is bullshit and all us classpecters are fake and rules are for chumps because god powers shouldn’t be constrained to fit specific archetypes, they should be tailor-fit to the wearer, in my correct opinion. all classpecting is is guidlines for trying on different titles and seeing which one fits you best. classpecting, and even Word Of Huss should not be the ultimate godtier power authority.
thank you for your time. peace.
(holy shit i have almost 50 whole followers goddamn. why the hell are y’all here omg. sorry all i’ve done this summer is drink margaritas and read gay fanfiction. i’ll be more productive once school starts and i need an escape, i swear.)
apologies, dear followers
my absence over the summer has largely been due to inebriation (don’t classpect drunk, kids) but also in part because of medical visits and the effects of new medication. i am also exceptionally poor at managing my own free time, so with the advent of the school year, i’ll be dusting off my Intellectual mode and it will be easier for me to dive in and dissect classes and aspects. my sincerest apologies for the few months of inactivity, but i’ll be up and analyzing on Monday of this coming week. thank you for your requests and patience.
hey all, my name’s Crow and this is a Homestuck meta blog with a focus on Seer analysis and advice. I take questions and classpect requests, though you really should take what i have to say on non-Seers with a grain of salt because i am very opinionated and have a general disdain for the current classpecting trends.
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unpopular deltarune opinion, the hammer of justice is more frustrating than the roaring knight.
because what do you MEAN i have to all but no-hit this fight in order to stay alive???? WHAT do you mean I caN'T USE ITEMS?!?!?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE DIAGONAL COMMANDS ON A LAPTOP KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with the roaring knight all i have to do is spend a week memorizing all of its attack patterns, there is very minimal manual dexterity required, it's a time sink mostly. the roaring knight is essentially a git gud checkpoint in the shadow crystal quest. its not essential and the story progresses fine if you dont get the Knight's shadow crystal.
bUT GERSON'S FIGHT HAS HARDWARE REQUIREMENTS! you literally need to be using a joystick apparently to get past his second to last move. because my shitty little laptop keyboard and arthritic hand are incapable of moving fast enough to make those stupid asshole circles. on a fluke i made it past ONCE and proceeded to get smashed in the face by a buch of desynchronized turtle shells bouncing towards my face loopy goofy curveball style i am so fucking mad i am THIS close to quitting what. do you mEAN. YOUR BOSS HAS HARDWARE REQUIREMENTS!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THAT AX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really insane to me that there are still places where carrying weed is a felony. even more insane that i live in one of those places. EVEN MORE insane that my boyfriend of two and a half years is locked up in jail until me and his family can scrounge up 7500 dollars to get him out and even after that he's gonna have to go to court and we're gonna have to figure out how to keep him out of literal actual prison. because his stupid fuckass friend was speeding on the way home from the dispo in a neighboring state.