Cleaning out my purse, which means it's time for a game of "what the fuck have I been carrying around all this time" (a non-exhaustive list)
normal purse contents (wallet, keys, chapstick, massive wad of trash and receipts, etc)
first aid kit
large quantities of candied ginger
clothespin
fingerless gloves
emergency dice set
mysterious flash drive
carnival ticket (when did I even go to a carnival?)
small metal frog
mystery key (rusted)
tiny goat
eight spools of thread
fortune cookie fortune ("your goals will have you reach new heights")
cursed locket
measuring tape with built in flashlight and screwdriver
$5.13 in loose change
incredibly small snail shell
piece of purple broken glass
three hagstones
compass ring
four old train fare tokens
various acorns
forty-five cool rocks I found
So basically, it's still an utter mystery why my bag was getting so heavy. I suspect it was probably the incredibly small snail shell.










