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Florance, Crowbar has been teaching you cats how to curse
"I can't say I'm surprised. I'm sure Felicity would swear at me every time she gets touched while she's eating, even if it's for medicine." Florances says with a laugh. "I'll talk to him about it though."
What if Azradel tried to make Archeros call Crowbar "dad" since Crowbar and Azradel are dating?
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Luckily for Archeros this would never happen, and he's actually never met Crowbar in relation to Azradel! (Though he has run into him a few times as a result of being stuck on the bad side of a lot of mobs, including Ruru's-)
Azradel wouldn't bother trying either as he actively despises and hates Archeros and is more than happy to try to pretend he doesn't exist and give all of his own attention to Crowbar <3
Crowbar does know Azradel has a son though! After all, who do you think is the one that got Archeros in trouble with Ruru's mob in the first place? :) Luckily, it's no hard feelings on Crowbar's end! Just work!
Crowbar also has no interest in being a father figure as well!
I'm sure I probably could create an au where Azradel doesn't hate Archeros, and maybe Archeros does see him as a dad still but that would take a lot of figuring out gfjkghjkdfh
general: @emmettnet @blackberry-nightingale
"Poking Crowbar* Hey bro, is there a union for mobsters that you're part of? Would you consider staging a strike in order to unionize?
Crowbar raises an eyebrow "No, and no I really wouldn't. We all get pretty good pay and pretty good benefits, like dental coverage. I get to crash with Ruru's husband and have him as my personal doctor as well, though that might just be because he's the one that found me. We get pretty decently paid vacations, non strict work hours unless Selin and I both call off. She also pays for our lunches within reason, so that's pretty neat."
"If mobsters could have insurances for the job, it wouldn't surprise me if she would have that too. With her and Selin's blackmail and control over the cops we don't have to worry about jail too much either. I don't think there's really much we could get by unionizing even if we wanted to. Besides, if someone here is unhappy enough with their conditions here, they're more likely to either just try to leave or try to take her out. The latter never works." He shrugs with a chuckle on his last sentence. "I gotta say, it's fun taking those guys out."
Would Team Golden and any of your mob characters run into each other on their jobs?
Likely yeah!!! It'd more likely be Crowbar specifically as he doesn't exactly like doing his job cut and dry and is thus more likely to run into others while on the job!
There's likely been a time Crowbar was on a 'date' with a soon to be victim (really just getting some extra info out of them with it) and while leaving bumped into Ester who was sent out to cuff the guy so he could detained per her boss's orders.
Ester tried civilly talking it out but Crowbar was pissed!! He wanted to bash this guy's brains in!!! Plus- sorta his job to do so! So imagine the two of them playing a tug of war with the guy JHFDJKGHDJKSHGJKDHGKDJF Eventually Crowbar did kill him and Ester still brought him in, bc in her defense, it was not clarified that he had to be brought in *alive*
Ruru has also met Ellis before at a party they were both at for their jobs! Ruru was there to make connections and try to spread her influence, Ellis was there to keep a close eye on a suspect and watch how they behaved and what they talked about. They actually ended up temporarily working together for that! Ruru talked to the person Ellis needed information on, in return Ellis pointed her in the direction of someone that could be very helpful to have on her side! Ended up leading to a rescue of 3 people just a few days later as a result! And Ruru ended up with some *very* useful blackmail and some more friends to help her out!
I can also see Cade and Selin having had crossed paths before but they didn't really talk or interact much!
Dor also might have butted heads with Crowbar once or twice during times they've met while on the job but I'd imagine that'd be specifically only while they were both out getting information! (Or Dor was pickpocketing a key from someone JHJKGHJSDFG)
Harmonia I think would be the only one that hasn't encountered any of them personally! Though.. She is curious why Ellis seemed so tense after that party! She ended up just chalking it up to how heavy the job was but even then that seemed off.
🎫 for Crowbar?
Crowbar can see ghosts! And after a certain point in the general story, there's one ghost that constantly follows him and hangs around him. Though, he can't hear them!
In life, as Eli, He got into religion while he was in jail! People sung praises for him turning to religion for forgiveness from the gods, so he took that and ran with it! Which led to him becoming a priest! He used it as a tool to get close to people and to find his next victims to kill! He personally wasn't religious but he did have a very hard time getting out of the persona he had built up for the public eye!
Since he was revived so quickly/shortly after his death, he never went through the sorting process! So he's technically still on his first life! And kinda wanted by Death herself so she can properly file him into his second life.
His pink freckles and eyes can glow in the dark! Luckily a light powder foundation over the freckles is enough to hide that glow and the glow from his eyes can be covered with sunglasses! Wouldn't need them giving away his hiding spots while on the job after all!
Speaking of, the pink freckles and change of eye color is a result of him being brought back to life by Abaellis! Since Abaellis used his magic in the process, it transferred into Crowbar's corpse and caused those changes! Despite this Crowbar has NO idea who was the one that brought him back!
[Send a 🎫 and an OC for a piece of lore/trivia]
Would dad Selin let Crowbar babysit if the need arised? Is Crowbar good with kids?
Absolutely not for both answers sdghjskdfhgjk
Selin would only trust Ruru, people from his home, and very HESITANTLY Ruru's husband; Florance.
Honestly, He'd trust Albion more than Crowbar! (I know I haven't talked about Albion much on this blog but real quickly; Albion is an Alicorn character that was designed to be sort of an opposite to Selin for ~tension~)
There's probably some other characters he'd go to to babysit but definitely not Crowbar!
CW for Child Endangerment and Child Mismanagement
Crowbar honestly forgets how fragile normal people are, let alone kids! If the kids are old enough to go on a swing, he'd probably swing them all the way around! And if they fell off would probably be like "Eh, they'll be fine."
He doesn't worry if he gets a new bullet in his skull! (He currently has 3 or 4!) and actively steals Selin's car and sometimes crashes it w/o worry, there's no way in the low hells or high heavens Dad Selin will leave his kids alone with him!
He'd probably let them mess with his knives, guns, crowbars, etc too! Let them ride on the back of his motorcycle w/o any safety precautions besides a helmet, or might put them into his motorcycle bags!
CW Over
Over all Crowbar has more than proven with adults that he can't be trusted with people, let alone kids. Selin would rather literally shoot himself in the foot than let Crowbar babysit his kids.
Gen: @emmettnet @thebluejaysworld
What if Selin and Crowbar were on a job together, and through some magic bullshit it suddenly got very, very cold and Selin uncontrollably falls asleep?
I'm guessing it'd be due to the magic itself causing Selin to fall asleep as well!
Crowbar would be pretty pissed or at the least really upset! If they're almost done with the job, he'd probably finish it himself after getting Selin to a safe spot! If they're not near being done with the job he'd probably call up either Ruru or one of his own contacts to come get Selin! If the job requires a 2nd person, it'd likely be Ruru so she could send someone else in place of Selin!
Crowbar may be strong but he's not strong enough to pick up Selin, so if it's the first thing he'd have to drag him somewhere safe dkfjdjfgkdhgjkd
Also Crowbar in general would be extra upset bc the cold heavily effects his joints and causes them to stiffen a lot quicker, meaning he's constantly going to need to be stretching or popping them if he wasn't prepared for the cold magic! And if it's a job that involves stealth, he may have to tap out with Selin bc his joints would ruin the ability to stealth! Bc if he doesn't pop or stretch them often enough they will fully stiffen and lock up sort of like rigor mortis!
Regardless he'd be upset!
Selin would be upset as well but would at least be glad that it was an incident out of his control and that was likely caused by someone else. After all, After the Cuarbury incident he needs to do better in Ruru's eyes :3c
What are some character connections you don't talk a lot about but think a lot about?
The main one I've been thinking a lot about rn is Abaellis and Crowbar/Eli! Abaellis is the one that reanimated Eli's corpse into a zombie, who later renames himself to Crowbar due to not remembering much but knowing he's proficient with using a crowbar!
Another one is Death and Zolmoth! Zolmoth is a malware demon that's technically supposed to be in purgatory but vibes in Azen's hell. Zap underplays zapzself a lot around Death, leading to her underestimating zapz! This leads to zapz being able to get away with a lot more right under Death's nose!
Seth and Azen!! They're really close friends and have an almost sibling esc relationship! However due to their jobs they don't get to interact with each other in person very often :(
And also Darius and the Ladies Lucks! They have a very unclear but romantic relationship! I just love the fact that the Ladies Lucks, who stand at 8'2, looked at this 5'6 angel and went "Yes, that one, we want that one in our heaven." and now they're in some kind of relationship! Good for him!!
