#crowneddm

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: Just found out that making a mistake doesn’t mean I have to hate myself and that I don’t have to be perfect to be a good person.

Marius: Now, this is news to me and not what I was told as a child-

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: [the smart kid, not understanding how he’s losing at chess]

Vezika: [has been eating Marius’s pieces when he’s not looking]

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: Just put small things in this box.

Felsic: What, like Vezika?

Marius: No, not people, just things—

Vanya: Can we put Vezika in the box?

Marius: I said—

Cheets: Vezika?

Marius: We cannot put a raccli—

Gareth: What about Vezika?

Marius: Nobody’s putting Vezika in there!

Vezika: [already in the box]

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: Tag what you’re majoring in or intend on majoring in.

Kagami: Respecting women.

Buddy: Batman.

Zugg: Minecraft.

Chax: YouTube.

Ares: In the tags, guys.

Felsic: Fuckin' weed.

Ribeye: W

Logan: Criminal justice and psychology.

Piper: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study that I’ve pursued over my life.

Olive: Minecraft.

Gareth: Minecraft as well.

[incorrect-ionians]

Felsic: If you don’t kiss your raccling buddy on their tiny, soft li’l forehead, what the heck are you even doing?

Marius, lifting Vezika by the armpits: Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic.

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius, narrating a show at the planetarium: This is Io.

Pinchy, from the audience: Boooo!