So I have a friend who’s basically the friend that if they swear/make any sexual innuendo it’s huge because they never do that and their aroace so literally any mention of anything sexual and they basically throw up in their mouth a little
anyway
there’s this guy who we’ve given many a name ie “pretty boy” fashion guy” and a generic “he/him”
This guy has STYLE which is rare for where we live and so when we pass him we look at what he’s wearing and today he was wearing a crop top sweater thing
I shit you not
I’m standing with my friend and they go “look at the pretty slut🥰” in the calmest voice every and I break out laughing along with them as they realize what they said
it was the best part of my day













