Jun 17
Cute new guy at work who will talk shit in the back row with me. We are literally Statler and Waldorf, but a little flirty (I think maybe)
So just regular Statler and Waldorf
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Cute new guy at work who will talk shit in the back row with me. We are literally Statler and Waldorf, but a little flirty (I think maybe)
So just regular Statler and Waldorf
genuinely how do ppl tell the difference between like really deep platonic appreciation and romantic attraction ughhhh
hes against democrats sighhh idk if i should continue trying to talk to me or not
he *did* respond to my messages but idk still
Like HOW IS HE SO HDJDJF I need to leave now. Help me @lil-humanoid-bro6
Just learned that my maybe sort of crush is active on tumblr…..
Watch his account be one of my followers or something
(I am cooked)
hi miike! i have a teeny tiny question… do you know what crushes are and do you have one on wilbur?
Uh crushes?? Like crushing someone?? Like KILLING someone??? IS THAT WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT???
Cuz I couldn’t imagine any other meaning for that word…and certainly not a meaning involving feelings.
Wilbur is my best friend okay?? I wouldn’t want to KILL him. Sometimes I have a lot to say, you know?? And he just listens. Sometimes I wonder if he has any idea of what I’m talking about. Looking at him sort of embarrassed by that is silly, makes me feel nervous too.
He also likes my freckles, last time he compared them to the stars! CAN YOU IMAGINE?? HE HAS PRETTIER (and more) FRECKLES THAN ILL EVER HAVE!! IF IM STARS, THEN HE’S A GALAXY!! NO, NO, THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!
He’s also the nicest guy around okay?? CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR ALWAYS WANTING TO HANG AROUND WITH HIM?? WHO ELSE IS GONNA PUT FLOWERS IN MY HAIR? WHO ELSE AM I GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT WHILE WALKING AROUND THE ISLAND?? WHO ELSE AM I GONNA WANT TO MAKE BRACELETS TO??
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Okay maybe forget what I just said.
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Wilbur: @wilbur-holland-lotf l
hanging with a friend who's my type, and discovered he's nearly twice my age. Immedaite question was am i in to this? answer so far unclear
