Crypter queer headcanons (and some just facts)that nobody asked for;
Kirschtaria is bisexual he literally has a boyfriend, Caeneus. Caeneus is also a trans guy. I’ll sip this cold take forever I love it. I think he loves as easily as the wind blows. Tender and full force. (Waxing poetic about KiriCae I guess)
Ophelia is ALSO bisexual because she probably has a thing for Mash and Kirschtaria. Good for her 😌 She’s got that queer childhood trauma written all over her.
Akuta is straight to me. It’s ok she can love her man these things happen!!
Pepe…like do I even need to mention? It’s not even a headcanon that they’re gender fluid and queer. I believe they like men and lean in the he/they territory. Hell He/they/she because he counts himself in girl talk. Canonically is into Daybit. Pepe canonically wants that rainbow connection ok fellas MOVING ON
Beryl…..see like I’m stuck between Beryl thinking hole is hole or he’s just straight. We know he’s transphobic! Doesn’t respect Cae whatsoever. I think Beryl has the capacity, but it’s not his inclination to be queer.
Daybit is on the ace spectrum for sure because narratively this makes sense. I’m not sure if romantic or sexual desire crosses his mind like at all. Though if it did, I doubt gender would matter. There are things to be said about his relationship to Pepe and Tezcalipoca and I see what y’all mean but I’m not 100% on board. They have a point is all I feel confident in saying. Daybit’s lore can be interpreted as a queer allegory or a neurodiverse allegory.
If Kadoc isn’t bisexual don’t talk to me don’t look at me. You see, he and Anastasia were in love. This is easy to interpret and something I’m for. Why is he bisexual? Bro dresses very queer like he looks queer coded to me. He’s got that gay bitch with anxiety aura about him. If he doesn’t like men I stg. There’s no way he doesn’t. There’s just no way. Wanna know why?
I rest my case.











