#cryptid bee lady

[icybeanheadcanons]

Oh gosh, sorry, okay so the thick folder is a romance novel that CBL had been working on for a bit (usually when she cant sleep at night) and its the story of them, but she wrote it as CBL as a monster and Rus as a human and changed the names of some people and places so that no one would guess that its based on them

Thank you for explaining. This makes so much more sense now.

Rus is curious and when he’s reading he’s noticing the similarities. Hey this thing happened with you two… And so did… This. *squints* holy shit this is about you two. He’s blushing and is excited and starts actively reading it. He loves knowing what those events were like from your perspective. Despite the errors (because ya know first drafts) he adores it. It’s perfect. He hopes he’ll be continue reading it. Please let him read what you write.

[icybeanheadcanons]

How would Rus react to a slightly drunk CBL sending him the "lemme smash" meme, half joking half serious

He’s laughing but blushing. He’s going to ask out of curiosity if CBL really wants to. He’s down. Very rarely is he going to deny some lovin of any kind.

[icybeanheadcanons]

Okay so about the werebee. What if-- when in bee form-- they wiggle dance to try and communicate

I would think the wiggle dance would be more of a mating or courting ritual. Either way it’s a Thing. No one is sure what the wiggle dance is supposed to mean since there are not many studies on the cryptid.

[icybeanheadcanons]

Okay but how would Rus react to hearing about the werebee rumor?

He’s confused. He’s pretty sure you can’t do that. Datemate look at what you’ve done. This has escalated out of control. He’s worried and he doesn’t know why. He just hopes no one tries to come and punch you in the face because you lost your bees. That’s not exactly fair.

[icybeanheadcanons]

What if the werebee is what alphys thinks of ever time someone brings up the CBL

She’s sweating… “don’t talk about the werebee, don’t talk about the werebee, don’t talk about the werebee.” is all she can think of. Tale usually brings up the CBL and she starts thinking it. Immediately when she’s supposed to speak instead of talking about something reasonable she blurts about the werebee.

“WHAT IF CBL IS ACTUALLY A WEREBEE?” Tale gasps.

“WHAT’S A WEREBEE?” Alphys launches into a discussion about the werebee. Tale and her make conspiracy theories together.

[icybeanheadcanons]

Okay but what if (*cracks knuckles* its shitposting time) CBL was like, a werebee and turned into a human baby sized weird fuzzy bee that looked like one of those cartoon bees with the humanish arms n' legs

*wheezing* Oh boy this is such a shitpost. But seriously this sounds terrifying and something alphys might of made up. Like late night anxiety WHAT IF kind of thing. Like holy shit. Calm down pls.

[icybeanheadcanons]

Omg, Cryptid Bee Ladys name is now Cecil B. Littlewood. Perfect.

Amazing. No one will be the wiser. Everyone assumes Cryptid Bee Lady.

On a different note I must wish you good night before I fall asleep without warning which I can tell will happen soon.

[icybeanheadcanons]

T H E B E E S ! ! ! !

HI FRIEND. THANK YOU FOR THIS I JUST WROTE THE ANGSTIEST ASK AND SEEING THIS MADE ME LAUGH.