Jul 17, 2023
Whoever came up with this banger needs an award because sometimes I just wanna bellow
GIMME THE PEAT, BOYS, AND FREE MY SOUL WANNA LIE DOWN ON A MOSSY KNOLL AND JUST DECAY!!!!!!!!
Whoever came up with this banger needs an award because sometimes I just wanna bellow
GIMME THE PEAT, BOYS, AND FREE MY SOUL WANNA LIE DOWN ON A MOSSY KNOLL AND JUST DECAY!!!!!!!!
You've heard of the mom friend, dad friend and wine aunt now get ready for:
The Cryptid friend™
"Hey wanna ge-" "huh?" "I said wa-" "yea I want some ice cream"
Most likely obsessed with some obscure old piece of media
Abandoned buildings from the sixties✨
Says some cursed shit then gets back on topic
Spikey yellow teeth gender
Most friends are convinced that they are a real cryptid from the 1800s
I want to make friends with the crytid that lives in the woods behind my house, on the grounds of that old church where I've only heard them move or the dark shadow of them in my peripheral. I've elected to call them Dave for no particular reason and if Dave ever becomes my friend then Dave can tell me what they would like to be called instead, but until then I want to make a friend in Dave and chill in the woods as the distant street lights glow with yellowish light and the fog rolls into my neighborhood.
What kind of tea do the night creatures like?
Lavender, chamomile, black, green or white
You'll never know, unless you'll see
Share with your demons a cup of tea
Ỹ̴̨̗̘͖͚͉̼͚̫͖̲̫̹̦͛͒̍̈̚̚͜͝͠o̵̘̪͕̥̹̝̘̫̊́̆̊̃̅̚ừ̶̯͙͇̿͐̈͒̃͊̃͝ ̷̢̨̛͎̲͔̮̳̰̓̏̽͑͆̂͐̑̄͜a̸̧̧̢̢̗̩̱̼͕͇̘͈̯̫͔͇̋̅͆̈́̀̒͊̓̓̃͋͒̉͠ͅr̷͖̄̄̈́̈́̃̌̀̂̈́̕͘e̵̡̪͖͈̤͈̗̤̭̫̻̮̼̤̊̓̀́̍͗̊͜ͅͅ ̵̨̧̡̨̲̯̝̯͈͔͚̈̽̋͊̇̌̍̓̿̆̋͐̒̚̕͜͝͝v̵̮͕̞̲̥̥̈́̆a̴̦̦̬͕̪̹͍̥̙͎̜̔̑̊̈́̆̅̀̉͋̓͛̈́̈̍͆͋͜͝ͅl̶̡͉͎͍͕͓̺̋͐i̵̛̳̭̺̠͍͙̙̝̰̘̤̤̭̘̦̝̔͒͆̇̿̀͐̍̀̾̈́̉͒d̶̞̰̞̬͙̫͚̲̩̩̼͎͇̩̦͔̞̍̐͛̋̽̑̀
I cherish you cryptid friend, I hope you know that
💕💕💕 - Yurtle
I didn't choose the cryptid life. The void swallowed me and then spit me back out because I made its tummy hurt.
Aw man, I'm so sorry I revealed my true form and caused eldritch madness. My bad.
GUYS! I did it! I- *is consumed by the void*