[silasofthelams]

Hey if Dave can unage fruit can’t he just make karkat eternally one age. Also like half the characters have powers that can bring people back to life why is karkat dying such a huge deal when it’s so preventable.

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

You, my dear person, are a genius

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

Opinions on 'Swiss army man'?

[hdot-mokoriri]

My weight is 1g.

僕の重さは1gだよ

[radiofreeslowzone]

cant stop thinking about this. his weight is 1g.

[thevideowall]

That’s the smallest g you can be

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

I love this snail so much, I don't understand

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

Anytime you want to thank my friend who kept me from falling out of the tunnel you should be able to get a guitar and then you can be cruel to the point of my life

[froyogotlowbro]

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

[froyogotlowbro]

Nb person: *wears skirts, has long hair, has large chest, does traditional feminine things*

Y’all: what if... we ignored you... and used incorrect pronouns for you...

[froyogotlowbro]

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

[froyogotlowbro]

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

[froyogotlowbro]

If you are a transmeds and you reblog this, I’m grinding your bones to dust, this isn’t for you.

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

If you wanna propose to me, at least bring cereal

[tankt4nk-deactivated20220819]

if you listen to 100 gecs chances are you arent straight

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

Yeah, I have scoliosis

[sarcastickink]

[rottingpixie]

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

Yeah, one more day in the same place & I swear I'll go apeshit

[batteryaccid-deactivated2021040]

bro i wanna learn how to d r i v e not how to construct a structurally sound bride from driftwood and s eashell s

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

But... But seashells

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

1st of November

I sure do love Christmas

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

It's not wind

It's me sobbing

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

They are perfect

[deembeem]

I'm like 70% sure Angel's are cryptids

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

Santa Claus is too

[bittersweet-official]

Shut up and let me explode.

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

No, you shut up

I'm exploding first

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

If you go to the nearest forest, cross the creek & greet local frog wizard he'll show you the secret tunnel. Go through the tunnel but don't look behind you, just go ahead. I told you not to look behind you you fuckflower. When you come out of the tunnel you should end up in a mushroom land, turn left next to the shiny green mushroom. I'll be there to sell you some drugs.

[nic-thelocalcryptid]

no longer docile. if you see me? run

[l0c4l-crypt1d]

i crave death

I'll stay