#cryptid girlfriend

[acuriousmagpie]

slice o life

[swordofdorkness]

You ever scroll past a monster girl and suddenly forget your name?

Party Crasher’s got you seeing stars — and not the cosmic kind.

Medusa doesn’t just turn men to stone. She ruins them.

Mothwoman? She’s in your walls. She’s in your dreams. She’s in your search history.

And Jersey Girl?

She’s a bathroom mirror cryptid with thighs like a sin you wanna commit twice.

You don’t find her. She finds you.

The Harem of Horrors isn’t safe.

But neither are you.

💋 Coming soon to ruin your standards forever.

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[lonelyanxiousmess]

These are you

REAL