Sword Of Dorkness

Art, monsters & mild chaos. 🖤 Harem of Horrors 🎵 Art & Biscuits ⚔️ Sword of Dorkness 🔗 linktr.ee/swordofdorkness

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Have you ever looked at a moth and thought, “Needs more woman?”

Meet Mothwoman: cryptid, heartthrob, and probable reason your porch light won’t stop flickering.

Watch the video

Looking for more cryptid cuties, monster girls, and supernatural sweethearts? Visit the Harem of Horrors.

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I’ve been slowly building up a collection of character artwork from my D&D campaigns, and I finally put together a short showcase featuring five of them.

Whether you’re into fantasy art, tabletop RPGs, character design, or just enjoy seeing original characters come to life, I hope you enjoy it.

Full video on YouTube:

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My tablet is in the shop and I am learning that my entire personality was apparently stored inside one glowing rectangle.

Anyway, new video:

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Three vampires.

One beach party.

You’re absolutely not making it out of this night.

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Velma is still a succubus.

Yes, that kind.

The kind who will ruin your week, your sleep schedule, and your ability to make good decisions.

She can tell why this keeps happening to you.

Again.

Medusa upgraded her lighting and her patience.

You think you’re immune?

You think you’re built different?

Look at her sunglasses and tell me that with a straight face.

Mothwoman noticed you noticed.

You weren’t subtle.

You never are.

She’s already in the air.

They told me not to let them out again.

They’ve been in the dressing room.

Arguing.

Posing.

Adjusting straps.

Ignoring common sense.

And now they’re back.

Harem of Horrors has officially reopened.

From moody wall art to things you can carry, sip from, or hang somewhere that absolutely does not match the rest of your decor.

There are prints.

There are canvases.

There are totes.

There are mugs.

For the cryptid enjoyers.

For the morally questionable.

For the “hear me out” crowd.

The shop is open.

No peeking.

Unless you’re planning to stay.

🔗 https://haremofhorrors.etsy.com

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The Velvet Wall is open, and the girls are waiting.

Velma’s feeling wicked, Mothwoman’s watching, and Mariah Krampus is ready to unwrap you.

💋 25% off through December 19 — because you deserve something sinful under your tree.

Claim them for your wall here.

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❄️ Cold out? Good. You’ll need the chill.

Because Mothwoman’s First Sighting just hit the Velvet Wall — and she’s all glowing eyes, toned thighs, and midnight wings.

This isn’t some cutesy lil cryptid doodle.

This is a full-sized canvas pinup, hand-stretched, professionally printed, and ready to dominate your wall like the warning she is.

Available now in three sizes — ships in time to make your holidays weird in the best way.

✨ Canvas-exclusive

✨ Free U.S. shipping

✨ Eyes up. Wings out.

Claim her HERE

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She steps into the headlights with a look that’s half warning, half invitation.

My newest monster-girl pinup: a seductive, eerie reimagining of the classic 1966 Mothman sighting — hovering on a lonely Appalachian road with glowing eyes and trembling wings.

Full piece is up on ArtStation!

Would you stop the car… or keep driving? 👀🦋

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Black Friday ads: BUY MORE PLASTIC

Me: Here’s Velma — a collector-quality canvas print who will absolutely judge your latte order AND look incredible on your wall.

Support small artists, give premium gifts, summon monster girls. Claim her HERE!

Mothwoman is next, and the Harem is expanding. 😈🖤

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☕️ She doesn’t do small talk.

Velma the Suckubus lounges at Café Macabre, sipping her Pumpkin Spite Latte and silently critiquing your soul (and your outfit).

Available now as a premium print on ArtStation.

Canvas prints? Coming soon to Etsy.

No tees. No mugs. No mercy.

Just cursed curves, caffeinated judgment, and a pillow that definitely bites.

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She’s watching. She’s judging. She’s brewing something spicy.

Velma’s gotten a glow-up, and it’s officially fall in the underworld.

She’s sharper, sassier, and ready to roast your entire order — and your life choices.

☕🔥

This premium version of everyone’s favorite basic witch is almost ready for your walls.

Stay tuned, little monsters.

HaremOfHorrors is just getting started.

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Can we take a sec to appreciate this glow-up?

Velma the Suckubus always been a pumpkin spice menace, but now she’s got sharper colors, softer lines, and glasses that actually shine. She’s sassier, smoother, and even more ready to roll her eyes at your drink order.

The hoodie’s creeping higher. The attitude’s dialed in. And honestly? She knows exactly what she’s doing.

And yes — she’s part of something new.

The Harem of Horrors is just getting started.

Stay close. 🖤

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She kept the latte… but lost the clothes. 🔥🎃

Velma’s back as Pumpkin Spite 2.0 — hotter, darker, and here to ruin your fall in the best way.

🖤 Exclusive to Etsy. Mugs & totes are live at a sweeter price — sip, spite, repeat.

Shop HERE!

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She didn’t ditch the latte… just the outfit 🔥🎃

👉 https://haremofhorrors.etsy.com

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She kept the latte… but lost the clothes. 🔥🎃

Velma’s back as Pumpkin Spite 2.0 — hotter, darker, and here to ruin your fall in the best way.

🖤 Exclusive to Etsy. Mugs & totes are live at a sweeter price — sip, spite, repeat.

Shop HERE!

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She’s too hot for just a sketch. 🔥

Pumpkin Spite is finding her way onto mugs, totes, and more this weekend.

Get ready — your spicy fall obsession is almost here. 🎃✨

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🍂 First day of fall.

🎃 But she’s not your basic pumpkin spice.

Stay tuned — she’s almost ripe…

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Hey Tumblr, I’m relaunching my fantasy comedy webcomic, The Adventures of Art & Biscuits! Starting fresh from Episode 1 — the one where Biscuits’ ex turns out to be a little too into skeletons… 💀