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On my way out of the doctor's office yesterday, I saw a book on a receptionist's desk which was titled The Housemaid's Secret. I don't want to read it or look up anything about it because with the way Tumblr maids are, there's no way it could possibly live up to what my imagination would produce from that title.
basically, regular maids clean your home (physical definition) and your clothing and dishes from dirt, and things like grime. battle maids clean your home (expanded definition) of danger, and enemies.
Ugh, the body-horrored maids are fucking in the hallway again. Why does this keep happening, I didn't program them to do that! Is it because of the stolen souls of my enemies I'm using to power them ...? That's impossible, they can't act or speak or influence the maid-host-bodies in any way ... Or is it just because being body-horrored into becoming a magically-animated maid is just Too Yuri for something like that not to happen? Am I going to have to give my maids break time to be gay? Damn it, this was nice and horrifying (furigana: "hot girl shit"), too!
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